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You don't tow me! I tow you!
That's right, I hate the foreign!
My husband and I are going to have
No, no, I was just yawning
You said these were vegan.
Jiggly... and bloop.
But if you hate him, he must be great.
with their brand of literate, sardonic..."
Oh, really?
to get out of the house.
Put it on.
Quilloughby? Never heard of him.
And your cholesterol is sky-high.
(chanting): Misplaced anger!
Of course we're not, Bart.
You're just jealous because you can't pull off hot pants.
with the sour attitude,
(gasps) But Lisa's in there!
Hmm. Keep in mind, I'm merely a product
(alternative rock playing)
Surrender to my mighty torque!
I was,
(grunts) Homer J. Simpson,
(Quilloughby moans)
♪ Oh, here she comes ♪
Two times zero is still zero.
Right. I guess I didn't need to buy
I don't know what that is, but I'm great for having it.
See you next year.
The Triple-XL 550.
(chuckles) Get out your tickers and tape,
Wrong again, Professor Killjoy.
Haw-haw! This taco had a mom.
♪
♪ But can't help but frown ♪
My live shows are, quote,
I'm traumatized by eating meat.
You must stop talking to yourself.
ALL: Mmm...
of whom there are far too many on this planet!
♪ She's a man-eater! ♪
I'm going to play a few songs off my new album.
Thanks for walking over and getting me.
Shut your gobs, you wankers!
so Dad ate a garbage bag
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