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And even if she would, I don't have enough money.
And don't worry, it has maximum torque for its class
(laughter)
Yeah, but we're going to see the real you perform.
(gasps)
And you took the job of sad, washed-up rock star.
So dig in to these all-vegan mushroom tacos.
(audience cheering)
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Shocking.
you are not a truck guy!
(sniffles)
QUILLOUGHBY: The problem is never you.
(cackling)
I've got a pig nose. Want to eat me?
Oh, but it comes with a family subscription to Slapify,
(shouting, coughing)
your friends are growing tired of you.
♪ So slag off to you! ♪
For your information, I was going
"dominated the '80s indie scene
Man up with the Road Monster
(seatbelt clicks, engine starts)
It's those sour-breathed know-nothing sheep
obsessed with English music...
Ugh! You never stop whining!
Homer, the results of your physical are very concerning.
Is this what I turned into?
I don't want to be crazy. Not this kind of crazy.
Well, it's not your fault you got old.
-You're 80 pounds overweight. -I wore my socks on the scale.
David Fricke, Rolling Stone magazine, 1987.