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(laughing)
-and you never will! -Truck this, truck that.
(singsongy): Happy, happy, happy.
Don't worry, low T is very common amongst men your age.
-Truck, truck, truck, truck... -I wish I was married to Bart!
-(screams) -♪
You think I'm cool enough to wear a faded Army jacket.
Sorry, Dad!
How dreadfully predictable...
Oh, and your testosterone is just a little bit low.
(gasping)
(crying)
Bart, slowly, almost imperceptibly,
Don't forget the yummy little pieces of bacon.
Well, sometimes, sweetie.
Now I'll never be
The engine growls just like that.
Oh, there's nothing more tiresome than gratitude.
Old Sting's bloody gorgeous, and he knows it.
Even she knows it.
-(chimes) -Huh?
(sniffs) Bit early for the apricot brandy,
♪ 'Cause everyone is horrid ♪
Did you steal this? Did I?
Isn't that right, Homer?
-(plays note) -Lisa Simpson.
(grunting)
(giggles)
It can be treated with a prescription drug
(Lisa straining)
Truck, truck, hooray...
Those measures were supposed to be pianissimo,
No, what you need is medication.
(gasps) I ate meat.
-It makes me so mad! -You don't get it