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and, oh, my God, he looked so good.
And then in the other corner, you have Stanley, and he's mad.
Because I really didn't mean to go over your head.
You know what would energize me?
You knock $1,500 off the price right now and I will take it off your hands.
and I can find that piece of cement and say,
How next to?
(STUTTERING) And I said, "What, dawg?"
Can you go over those options again?
They’re always driven by chicks
Hey, stop it!
That one friend that criticize your car Yet hasn’t driven anything but a bike, without hands
It is the clash of the titans
It is Lisa versus Lateef… And it’s the clash of the titans…
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry, then do you mind explaining it a little better?
Oh, my goodness. Yeah, right.
Fuck the Big 12
All the girlfriends that I've ever had have worn glasses.
Well, it's effective.
Well, Stanley,
"Keep out" did I stutter???!
"If you don't get no respect, you might be a redneck."
"You know what don't get no respect? Airplane food.
(CONTINUES IMITATION)
ANDY: What about a cat eating man food?
Yeah, I slept over at a friend's house, and...
Respect is Nice....
Mmm-hmm.
and hanging out with Pam has finally caught up to him.
Can I think about it?
Great.
Doge
Zing and pep. Those are the kind of words we're looking for. Yes, Jim.
We are here today not to immortalize a man, but an idea.
Do it, Michael.
Five, four, three, two, now.
you know, you just start tickling them.
"So she called me from a hotel room, said, 'I don't respect you.'