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a great guy. I called him when we moved here,

But if Travis was happy, I was gonna accept it, no matte, you know...

Jesus' name, Amen.

You guys are ready... for the party. Get the chimp, and I'll walk right in.

I've been sleeping with the girl at the front desk,

with expletives.

but I take pictures of the sky while I'm doing it.

The white one I named Travis,

Leave me for a man and we're game on, okay?

-This is the only family I ever have. -Man, this is great. I appreciate it.

I had a girlfriend... every time.

'cause I've told him before, don't point a gun at me,

Are you gonna ride-- Where do you wanna ride in the parade?

That ain't even funny.

from finances to animal care to employees.

and we had the Vegas parties and we had tigers in our house.

I got into cats when I was about 17.

or if I was sittin' there concentrating as hard as I could... on the computer

Um, but, you know, he really loved him.

You know, he was already a paranoid person...

When that fell apart... he decides to run for governor.

[interviewer] What did people think of Joe running for governor?

One of them's the Big Cat Safety Act.

Even though they were making fun of him,

When he proposed, I just-- I said yes.

Travis was banging every girl in the park,

or breeding them, or using them as pay-to-play props.

And in exchange,

be sure you don't call me.

I'll give it to her. I'll give it to her.

I was sitting in the chair, you know, looking at him

somehow or another it concentrates in your teeth.

[woman] You are a political anomaly,

And she says, "I don't know." She says,

That's how we take care of ISIS right there, buddy.

Never in my life ever put up with anything like that.

he'd say, "Fuck you, Joe. I don't work for you. I work for Jeff."

[man] When I first got to the zoo, I didn't know anything about the zoo.

Oh, look at them! They look fucking fabulous.

Like we had a bond of pain...

[announcer] Watch this ride, Johnny!

He says... [as Joe] "People don't come to see the tigers. They come to see me."

Easy. Don't bite. Don't bite. Hit it. Hit it.

I'd like to introduce my wife,

I don't know where and how he lost it, but he lost it.

Paws will come out of that.

He introduced me to a gentleman named Jeff Lowe,

[reporter] ...could become our state's next governor.