Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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I guess Joe was smart enough when he walked up and seen a young boy.
[Saffery] There was just a lot of burned bridges, man.
-[man] Watch it. -[Joe] We had nothing to...
and nobody's gonna tell me any other way.
and... he was playing this part,
[laughter]
[children chattering, laughing]
[chuckles]
He didn't clean cages.
a complete and total publicity stunt.
and he was not satisfied until then.
Joe handed over the keys to the kingdom
and it's got his four-wheeler and his go-cart, and...
You know, why do I want to come back to the office every day that,
Millions of people a week are following it.
I'm outspoken, good-looking.
that's where I gotta do the news thing real quick.
Gotta get the Prince Albert in there...
and that was my main value to him.
So, we met this guy named James Garretson
It was nothing but a big scam.
Let all the potheads out of jail
[man on radio] He's right up the gate.
When he said he was gonna run, for president, it about floored me.
[man] You do everything against the odds!
[Antle] Yes you do. It's exactly a five-year-old's birthday party.
Hello, America. Let's see, fuck this.
They're just like... [moans, laughs]
Joe's passed out on the front porch, shaking.
Let's free Oklahoma for a change.
[loud explosion]
on the movies.
[Joe] We're gonna try and make this
They were like golden nuggets to that boy.
and nobody's going in there to rescue him.
[man] Breaking down the numbers, Karen, let's start with you.
but he does it anyway, so...
[Reinke] Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm.
The fucking staff tried to get me killed in a cage.
I don't think I've ever really been to one, so...
and that was less government, less spending, less bills.
-[Glover] Let's go. -[man] I've got the primate kennel.
which I think he was playing a part.
sucking ass to the politicians.
and that man didn't do anything on park.
that these two people were gonna come in here and make things better.
to get in the place to find out what was going on.
and at 19 years old, man,
A jacket for the date.
when someone thanks you for your service
the whole dynamic of the park changed.
You know, Joe wasn't alone. Joe still had Travis.
This gun right here, Joe bought for me.
She told me, she says,
there's a lot of glad-handing, there's a lot of baby kissing.
Yeah, thanks for having me.
I don't give a shit.