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-I'll ride with the tigers. -All right.
I don't care what he is."
So on the social media...
[Carole] Here's all these people filming Joe being dragged around,
[Passage] His energy was just so strong, you know,
in my political career running for governor of the state of Oklahoma
I've been cooking all night.
And Joe was pretty close to Amber because she'd been around for a long time.
that person gives them whatever sexual or any other favors they want.
and we couldn't find anybody good around locally.
[man] He's smoking his last cigarette before he dies.
-Sorry. -[phone ringing]
he just rode his four-wheelers and shot his guns
[Reinke] They have the best pizza here.
and let them play with cubs while they're doing it.
[Joe muttering]
His mood swings were significant.
in a way that we just can't.
[Glover] I went to prison when I just turned 18.
"They were talking about it here one morning."
rubbed his eyes or something. It's all bullshit.
I told Lauren, I said, "You know, if he wants to run this zoo,
I said, "Holy crap, man."
so which one was gonna rule this world?
It is huge. Do!
to get some order going on,
[Joe] You want to know how come
[shudders, coughs]
-[man] Dude, that went right through me. -[Joe laughing]
Anybody that wants to threaten an American citizen
I don't know.
You name it, I've done it.
I sit out here with him by myself,
Come here. I'll provide your meth.
It's time that somebody as broke as me and you get in there.
to lower the food cost.
He told me that Joe's going down,
And he had signs up on the gift shop, he was gonna run for president in 2020.
Tannerite, which is something you can shoot and it explodes.
I mean, we're not gonna take wild animals into public buildings to make our point.
Great worker and very, very loyal.
He was a prankster. He liked to play pranks on people.
[man] We're getting a good look at your national defense program.
I mean, all they had to do was ask,
It actually-- I think it hurt us more than anything else.
[Saffery] His governor campaign,
and then that's when me and Jeff became friendly,
[chuckles]
-What? -[chuckles]
-Yeah. -Cool.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to video message number 113.
until you're drunk enough to try meth for the first time.
Goldilocks bitch.