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and like, when he proposed to me,

because, you know, Travis was a jokester.

Bought a lion cub out of the Dallas morning newspaper.

me, and... the flower girl.

He tops it off.

-No, the lights glow under it. Okay? -Oh, all right.

"I couldn't wait another four years, so I decided to run for governor."

I am broke as shit.

then they would put, like... sardine oil all over you.

He talked a sponsor into buying a bus, and they called it the jungle bus.

than really than content of everyone else who was running.

and you just take care of the park. Be a handyman for me."

All right, I got 15 minutes, so we gotta get them cats loaded,

Guess what, motherfucker, even the day is...

that he wanted to go to the strip bar with us,

-Locally? -Yeah.

This is one of my stranger interviews.

And so, our opponents are really smart

Yep, yep. Up to 227 tigers.

I don't know how he ended up with Joe.

When Travis died,

whether or not I should own a fucking tiger or not?

so he thought he was a celebrity from that point on.

[Dial] Neither Travis nor John Finlay were gay,

I refuse to wear a suit.

Next time you're in jail and you're homeless,

it was one of those things I couldn't think about.

[Dial] Joe was running for governor of Oklahoma as a Libertarian.

I don't know...

[man] Don't say that. We're worried about that.

[Joe] I'm using nothing more than what I can buy legally

I were gonna... you know, if somebody wanted to kill you,

[mourners laugh]

as far as what was the priority.

[Joe] He left me for a girl,

And... and luckily, there are a great many third-party options out there.

And this is my mother-in-law. Run!

Guess what mother fucker

And this is all paid for by the committee of Joe Exotic Speaks for America.

And I said, "What did you hear?"

the one thing that a 19-year-old guy wants to do is party,

I thought it was a joke,

Okay, don't-- This is my fucking...

[Joe] Take these bags of snow

♪ This old town is where I want to be ♪

over the counter at any gun shop.

He had no idea what a Libertarian is.

[Joe] What are you doing?

I think Joe thought that I put Allen here as a plant

because there's not too many gay guys in Wynnewood, Oklahoma.