Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...Joe Maldonado aka Joe Exotic.

I said, "Why me?"

Guess What Motherfucker

No one's got the content unless it came from us these days.

[man] How long have you had a Prince Albert?

to celebrate the life of Travis Michael Maldonado.

I was Joe's campaign manager for about a year and half.

Jeff Lowe fired half the staff when he walked through the door,

and separate him from his wealth. In my opinion.

to love and respect each other, it would be you.

I had my days of drinking.

No, it was the cameraman,

Probably got more hits talking about him

Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Bye.

but I could tell it was a listening device.

-[man] Joe, what happened tonight? -What happened tonight?

So Joe calls me up. "Allen was telling me..."

They will look at a person who is in desperate, dire need of something.

[Glover] Call you names over the radio.

[Garretson] He used the Walmart donation program

without their loved one...

James and I would go off into the dark spots of the park

[man] You wear the padlocks on the-- Oh, my god.

Uh, it was the worst experience of my life.

♪ Aside from some beat up cars And the one satellite ♪

It's more entertainment.

Uh, anyone that I could get him in front of, we had their vote.

And this cat was sniffing his shoes and sniffing his shoes.

♪ Is where I'm gonna be ♪

and kinda just fluff it up to where the lights glow.

Among those that they are casting votes for,

throwing people out, accusing them of being spies and stuff.

-[gunshot] -Get!

"I got a chance. I got a chance." He actually thought he had a chance.

I mean, not everybody gets the opportunity to see a tiger, you know,

I don't pretend to be a technical wizard,

and I worked at the ammo section,

and just how bat-shit crazy he had gotten.

Unimaginable, man, he was hateful.

This is a sweeping federal bill.

and then through that,

[closing music theme]

Jeff was the star of his show,

and we'll do this there."

and started griping and complaining about Allen every fucking day.

[Dial] There are people out there.

but he only spends five seconds listening, and then he'll walk out on me.