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(CONTINUES ROARING)
they're processed into dog food and chicken nuggets.
- What are you talking about? - A waitress.
[Gasps]
- Are you kidding me? - Um- Um- Oh, I love you, honey.
He was cool about it and we got to talking.
Francine! I did it! I did it! I ditched Hayley in the woods and left her for dead!
You're really playing hard to get.
Hey, have you guys seen Bill?
- Jeff and I are going to the mall. - It's a business trip.
I'd like to take her back to our room and have sex with her on your clothes.
I'm not into gender stereotypes, and I love being treated as an equal.
Someone's at the door. I don't care.
Using your double to finish making love to a Jet Blue stewardess...
- I mean, if he dumped me, I don't know what I would do. - You'd be fine!
(ROARING)
You don't wanna tear one out. The serious collector keeps his matchbooks intact.
Why? Is there still some on my face?
Wow! Check out my ass on Bill.
And now ladies and gentlemen, introducing, the heavy-metal of band in the world, Haley Smith and the death metal toys Hayley Smith wearing a tube top, Skirt, stockings, shoes, hair bows, black metal makeup, And the screaming microphone
Gosh, Bill. Thank you so much for telling me all that.