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- I'm sorry, a year ago? - Yeah, a year, year and a half, tops.
Awesome.
I can't believe you guys stayed.
Just because I would--
Yeah, that's a lot for a, uh, party.
My eyes! I can't see! I'm sorry!
[Last Christmas plays]
at the party, let alone bring
Oh, God. Ah, gah!
I guess the guy I gave money to was just some guy.
I love it.
that I have a great, monogamous boyfriend
Keep the umbrella.
I mean, until you say something weird.
This is my home.
[Applause]
from your credit card company.
to get the old lawnmower started, but...
[Indistinct chatter]
that I want you to...
No, no. Come on.
You--you are that philandering gay florist!
Everyone, everyone, this is Josh, my boyfriend.
Hey, Josh...
♪ Bamba, bamba ♪
in the way that Santa Claus is real.
I tell all dem hoes...
- Mm-hmm. - Kind of a weird way.
Okay. I'm gonna just, uh...
Go check out the dessert "staish."
♪ Bamba, bamba ♪
The bummer is, under different circumstances,
I thought she was the mistress,
Fun fact--
I’m just feeling kind of horny
Ew! Oh, that's not gonna help.
Appreciate it. I appreciate it actually.
[Sighs] No, not at all.
on Queens Boulevard.
Josh is not your boyfriend. Josh is my boyfriend.
I was just feeling kind of horny.
- Okay. - See you, Josh.
and that I throw a great Christmas party,
- Who's Mindy? - Heather?