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I guess the guy I gave money to was just some guy.
My eyes! I can't see! I'm sorry!
Just because I would--
Keep the umbrella.
- Who's Mindy? - Heather?
to get the old lawnmower started, but...
in the way that Santa Claus is real.
I was just feeling kind of horny.
- Mm-hmm. - Kind of a weird way.
Go check out the dessert "staish."
Hey, Josh...
- I'm sorry, a year ago? - Yeah, a year, year and a half, tops.
from your credit card company.
Josh is not your boyfriend. Josh is my boyfriend.
You--you are that philandering gay florist!
♪ Bamba, bamba ♪
on Queens Boulevard.
that I want you to...
[Indistinct chatter]
No, no. Come on.
that I have a great, monogamous boyfriend
I mean, until you say something weird.
Ew! Oh, that's not gonna help.
I love it.
Okay. I'm gonna just, uh...
at the party, let alone bring
[Applause]
I tell all dem hoes...
The bummer is, under different circumstances,
Oh, God. Ah, gah!
- Okay. - See you, Josh.
This is my home.
and that I throw a great Christmas party,
Appreciate it. I appreciate it actually.
I can't believe you guys stayed.
♪ Bamba, bamba ♪
Yeah, that's a lot for a, uh, party.
[Sighs] No, not at all.
Everyone, everyone, this is Josh, my boyfriend.
I thought she was the mistress,
[Last Christmas plays]
Fun fact--
Awesome.
I’m just feeling kind of horny