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Take her down, Stass!
Just cut Josh's face out of the--the bag.
except we-- we do it naked.
Stop crying.
He's not fake, as some of you would say.
Well, are you?
Um, I am a son of a bitch.
[The Waitresses' Christmas Wrapping]
You are released for your hot date.
I-I just didn't want you to be by yourself.
a little bit about how you know Josh?
"to paraphrase another great woman of color,
I thought my presence would be comforting.
[Elevator bell dings] What the hell are you wearing?
Now I have to change my password!
- Not the house! (All) No!
Everyone say good-bye to Josh.
I've ever heard. Come on.
Yeah, just...
Oh, my boyfriend's an executive.
"as...
Whoa! Whoa!
[Sighs] [Door closes]
Actually, uh...
Yeah, I got to go meet up with someone.
when she's not!
No, whoa. No, no, no, no, no.
"gesture to the crowd...
- Hey, Morgan. - Hey--mm.
What?
[Hip-hop music]
compared to the woman that's about to take this microphone.
♪ ♪
I may have practiced.
[Doorbell rings]
♪ when the little snowflakes reappear ♪
We have the same password, remember?
then I got to split.
Thank you.
Yep, he's really real.
He looks like an example photo at the barbershop.
I just--I came to just drop it off,
♪ When I saw the break of day ♪
I'll handle-- I'll watch her.
Join hands? Okay. No, don't join hands.