Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hi! - Merry Christmas.

I'm such a loser. I'm back to zero.

Why are you sleeping with my boyfriend?

Come on, this is the worst Christmas speech

You have this rattle when you breathe.

- Oh, no, wait a second. - Yeah.

And I know you're gonna meet some guy,

Okay, uh, Danny, you should head to your party

- I think someone's a little shy. - I'm not shy.

Josh and my Christmas party."

- Get away from me. - Hey, no.

And second of all, I am not the same person

You know what? Don't even tell me.

I joined a league of all-female OBs.

I'm just lying here in bed without you.

It's still romantic. Oh, God. Oh, God, they're swarming.

You share a password?

so I'm gonna just, uh, call it a night.

When your turtle got salmonella,

Do me a favor, though.

♪ Take it, take it, love me, love me ♪

Is this high enough?

He has to go immediately, so...

Danny, did you see that?

Kobe Bryant has been shot.

Have the party at your "Hello Kitty" dorm room

Take a deep breath, go back inside,

I guess it was too much to ask

that everyone at this party needs to know

- Oh, big-time. - Okay.

(All) Whoa! Excuse me?

This is a family affair.

Please, my blood sugar.

You don't look like the type of girl that could faint.

I think that's great.

I'm sleeping with her boyfriend.

[Holiday music]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I just do 'em. [Music shuts off]

How's San Antonio?