HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
And--and then I stole his phone.
- Yeah. - You go out there right now,
but a lot better than you would've when I first met you.
because, uh, I'm gonna go murder my boyfriend.
I can't wait till you're back home.
this woman sleeps with other people's boyfriends.
I call her the thunder from down under.
There will be no Wi-Fi access on the ice.
I know when you have something really nice,
Yeah!
Mindy Lahiri, MD you stupid bitch!
[Applause]
I'm just lying here in bed without you.
That was amazing.
[Giggles]
- I mean, you're not gonna dress like this at work, right? - Oh, no.
you're gonna ruin your Christmas party.
Look, you're never gonna get to a place
short, tight-fitted skirts to work,
You're looking very Christmas-y.
"In, uh, in conclusion,
You ruined my life.
Hey, babe.
Guys, this was a great meeting. Meeting adjourned.
I can't wait for you to come back home.
That's enough. That's enough! That's enough!
You don't know the whole situation.
"'all I want for Christmas...'
All right, this is our first Christmas
No, no. You have to stay for a drink.
(All) What? - No, it's fine.
To be clear, there was no rihanna on it.
We started dating, like, a year ago,
[Rihanna's Rude Boy]
[Gasps] You need to cool out for a little bit, mama.
- You have two unheard messages. - you hiding it?
Mindy has always been there for us,
♪ I don't know why ♪
Yep, we're leaving. Executive decision.
You know what, man? Thank you.
What the hell are you doing?
Oh, perfect.
I don't know if the frosting is load-bearing.
No, no, no, he is not real
The Bryant family needs Josh right now.
Josh, I can't. I can't.
He offered to take me Nascar riding.
The name of our team was storks and strikes,
One night, he came over and, um,
Okay, she has a key necklace, everyone,
What do you think?
(Norah Jones) ♪ I didn't come ♪
at Christmas parties.
Oh, God.
All right. Fine, fine.
Hey, hey, that's not for eating.
Thanks. You all right?
[Singing off-key in Spanish]
Josh, this is incredible.
Damn right we do.
Are all literally scum