Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's my lucky shirt for clients' paternity hearings.
the annual Christmas party,
- What are you saying? - Well, obviously.
♪ por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere ♪
Okay, I'll see you in a bit. Sorry I'm late.
[Door closes]
Hi, do you want to tell me
I'm not saying that.
and I thought it would help to set the mood.
who pumped his stomach out with a little straw?
"Josh came into my life this year
I didn't even know you were gonna show up
I swear I didn't know.
Nothing. I'm just fine.
♪ you gave it away ♪
Yeah! So what if he is, all right?
We haven't been dating that long.
as heads of this practice,
you wouldn't want to wreck it.
Ahem!
I thought I'd made progress, but I was wrong.
(Woman) Hi, Josh. How's San Antonio?
Hey.
Um, "Thank you all for attending..."
(Danny) That's not cool.
I'm Mindy Lahiri, M.D., you stupid bitch!
I'm only now realizing the irony of that.
Hey, why are you calling from Josh Daniels' phone?
♪ Come here, rude boy, boy, can you get it? Get it? ♪
Mindy!
- We're cool. - Give me a hug.
Then you are gonna stay here...
kiss me kiss me infect me with your christmas pen fill me with your easter poison you're an E.T from a 0th unknown ufo dimension you open my signals and tv out all my grilling juice take me t t t take me infect me with your catpen fill me with your functions get me g g g g get me i wanna be a victim ready for abduction
Yep, he cheated on you.
Can we just do some-- just karaoke?
Get this arm out. There you go--ohh!
(Danny) Oh, God.
The headline will probably be a pun
You got to play it cool. You got to play--
♪ y arriba y arriba ♪
and it is important that we do it right.
Come on, Josh.
I spent all night sharpening my skates.
I just think
What? Two years?
- Come on-- - Great!
Easy, babe.
♪ calendar picture, frozen landscape ♪
I used the phone tracker app.
♪ y arriba y arriba ♪
- Kobe Bryant is a famous basketball player. - Yeah.
Mm-hmm. I know how to pick 'em.
♪ se necesita un poquito de gracia ♪
You're a partner here.
Wait. Now, it's two years
(All) No, no...
Gave the guy a hundo.
You sound familiar.
Yeah, I can see that.
Yeah, Danny, I'm hiding your coat.
and softest blanket."
Everybody, stop.