Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One standing ovation, everyone goes home pregnant.

You're under arrest.

So the waiter says, "Fine. I'll try it."

* If you want a bust of jade *

I don't understand what's going on.

The other important thing I told you!

You do a great one of my aunt Bertha

And last month,

All right, up next, we have a comedian.

Trusted, you can only be trusted

Yep. He left... Joel.

Just leave this room the way it is.

It smells so good.

If someone said to me,

Grab some pens on your way out.

Wait. Do I have money?

or a housewife or member of the Communist Party?

- Hey, there, kitten. - Hi.

but she's not even that pretty.

* Lots of idle fingers snap to my command *

I don't know what that means.

I was going to Bryn Mawr College.

You told me to talk about my sweater.

Of course I was serious, Miriam.

We're in temple, and the rabbi tells

That place on the corner

That's her name. Terrible, right?

"Leonard, you can either eat a guy's head

I don't understand what's going on.

Oh, can... can I borrow that?

Yes. We're open.

Not a word of this to the rabbi.

It's easier to be happy when you're pretty.

I've been working in clubs, okay?

Excuse me. I'm in the middle of an order here.

- * Even the sparrows * - Thank you, Jerry.

I never knew you were serious about it.

*Don't you call me 'cause I can't go *

- Rose! - I'm here. My God.

Abe, don't you see that doesn't go

Bob Newhart is doing your act.

- Right? - Uh...

Mrs. Maisel, you all right?

IF YOU DONT HAPPEN TO LIKE IT Pass me by

Are you kidding me?

You don't have a very long lease, do you?

He loves any time slot.

They're not? Well, then we'll fix it.

- Tonight, you understand? - Tonight. Yes, I understand.

before you left the house.

during the Civil War,

what the Jews just went through a few years ago?"

Once, fine. You were rushed in the morning.

Don't get me wrong. It was rough,

- I have to go. - Hey, come on.

Rabbi loves his lamb.

We finally got the Bastard

- Mama, she's a baby. - I just want her to be happy.

Y-You're thinking of shaving it off?

With her? She wins?

$3.30 and one subway token.

Was that it, Joel?

One standing ovation and everyone goes home pregnant

Okay, let's put it like this.

* Yeah, yeah, yeah *

He doesn't see me as a real comedian.

Maybe today's not the best day to judge.

I ain't got all day, lady.

We haven't been below 14th in months.

somebody your mother would love.

There are so many questions spinning around in my head.

* As a yellow balloon *