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I'm sorry.
- Oh, come on. - I'm serious.
I just don't...
Abe, would you leave the beard on
"Nice" is a bad, bad word.
I have wonderful parents.
there was no Lincoln?
Don't.
Next time, I'd like some latkes.
Kitten, we're going to have to take a rain check.
I feel a little silly now.
* That you're getting faded *
You have to pick your friends as if there's a war going on.
zara d'meissurier and danielle larsson. patricia de campe and nicole menitty.
and says "Where the hell is the spoon?"
What are you going to do now?
Thank you for my coat. I paid full price at Saks.
Imogene: Oh, goodie.
Yes. So painful.
We have a home. We have children.
* Were you just pretending? *
* Pass me by *
No, of course not.
what was the one thing I told you?
I told her I don't know why.
required no solid food for three straight weeks.
Gonna take the subway.
What? Uh, yes. Yes, he did.
Joel, come on. You have a job.
Hi, Abe, sweetheart. How are you, kid?
- No. - Neither do I!
God, you are so proportional.
I'll cut it out. I'll sand it down.
and stick two straws up your nose.
chorus: * When the sun is as big *
Seriously, when can we come?
This groups got her. We got Susan French.
* When I saw what I saw *
- No, no, not now. - Mm-mm.
It went very well.
Everyone here looks like Allen Ginsberg.
- Nope. - It's a Pyrex.
It's not about her, and it was a new sharpener.
Joel. Joel Maisel.
and I mean completely empty
preferably before 11:30.
and a couple of extra, like, laughlets.
A starving artist never pays.
Where's the shawl, Abe?
He's fresh out of the Merchant Marines
Good morning.
- * You load 16 tons... * - Packed house.
I'm...
So I asked, "How did this happen?"
Papa.
I mean, a whole room full of people just watching me bomb.
But We finally got the bastard
you don't really say hello to the audience.
It's fine. I don't mind being alone.
- We will fix it. - 1:45.
So? What did he say?
Right, with the shawl and the stove pipe hat
Can I ask you a question?
to a lot of things they never knew about, actually.
Man: Honey, don't go away.
- Shh. They'll hear. - Who'll hear?
It'll be fun, personal, yours.
* Or an egg that's more or less decayed *
Imogene, doesn't that look like Allen Ginsberg?
What are you doing?
- About what? - About your sweater.
You should do standup, and I can help you.
Oh, that's nice. We looked there.
* Or in case you'd care to meet a maid *
every day of your life.
Our dining room is fine.
Uh, Abe, don't you see?
and just... just...
I'm gonna spend my entire life alone.
I don't know what I'd do without you.
I will do better. I... I'll... I'll pay more attention.
This year, on Yom Kippur,
What's the problem?
Well, let's see now.
Fuck!
- Shit. - Get down from there right now.
Your family might want to eat some fruit.
Plus they're standing up on their own.
* Thought I heard you mention my name *
* You may not be an old-fashioned girl *
Do you know where?
Did I mention that my husband left me?
But we finally got the Bastard
You get here at 8, you come up.
O victory, forget your underwear.