Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God. Is she pregnant?
who would explore this brave new world with me.
I'm talking dry cleaners to the Klan,
Just take your things and leave, Bruce.
Best buildup since Iceman Cometh.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Uh, sure.
Really? Really? After what I just said about the bathroom?
Well, I have the brisket.
Th-That was just... That was just something
* On a wonderful morning like this *
Next week. Why not?
* Day like today *
I shuffle paper around,
it's supposed to be fun.
Why did he leave?
I'd say "Pass the fucking salt."
to see you tomorrow night?
Man: See, the eternal war is here.
standing around the Marais District
Don’t pick a weak man
Right, with the shawl and the stove pipe hat and the string tie.
Walk of shame.
I've been having an affair.
anyhow, this is, uh,
It sure did.
Bob Newhart: You've seen one, you've seen them all.
* If you come on a turtle, you can park it *
Hey, why don't you talk about it?
Uh, I'll be by tomorrow at 10.
- It's how it's done. - Oh.
I thought you understood.
It's about Madison Avenue's marketing men
* Pass me by *
then called four people, then fainted again.
* Or a frog who loves to sing *
Not true. There are French whores
- I am a mother. - Great. We'll use that.
And I'm not naive. I know that men like stupid girls.
I had three joints in my wallet.
The next act up
You guys ever gonna tale a broom to this place?
* And they want to know how *
Nobody touches my Pyrex …especially on my birthday!
We got the rabbi!
I'm going to wear a beret.
waitress: Coming right up.
I have to leave.
Do you know I've seen her twice
Then they put you on a boat and row you out to sea...
Borrows. It's no big deal.
because I work during the day,
You're right. Bangs will help.
What moth?
* That the whole human race *
Oh, God, Mama.
So what if you're never going to be a stand-up comedian.
I've been crying, and my face is all puffy,
No.
Mm-hmm.
about Jewish girls in the bedroom?
just like I know that unless I somehow get rich enough
in a job you hate.
* For losin' the blues *
Lenny Bruce.
It's Yom Kippur. I'm supposed to be fasting,
Upper West Side? Really? Where?
This is not what you think.
Leviticus. Whatever does not have fins or scales,
to that fancy goyische college,
Joel.
That's not true.
We need to talk about the baby.
It should not exist,
It's like a dream...
We're very excited.
Jerry: Good evening, Mr. Maisel.
* I'll tell the whole darn world *
That was Misty Dream, ladies and gentlemen.
and you sit there for four hours.
As long as it's fun.
Rumble of lumber trucks.
I had no idea it would be anything
- Yikes. - I bowed out of my lunch meeting
But that's not a reason to leave, right?
You don't have the shawl?
Peggy Lee: * I got me ten fine toes *
And you said yes.
after three glasses of champagne
- Shit. - Seriously,
Our daughter is sick.
- Hello. - How's the brisket?
It's not a contest.