Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go on. Get out.

I thought my life was going to be something different.

Good evening. What a nice...

I have to spell it out for you?

Of course I remember.

A hole here, a hole here, two holes here.

Yes, all done. Ethan, put your coat on.

don't be. The guy was a fraud and a loser.

* Show that they're grateful for mornings like these *

- I did tell you! - When did you tell me?

* If you don't happen to like it *

Rabbi, she's kidding.

Okay. Boy, I'll be laughing about that spoon for a week.

Bob Newhart. So let's hear it...

does not mean you use it.

- Why? - I made a brisket f...

and suddenly the whole synagogue goes nuts.

At 6 I decided Russian literature would be my major.

This poem is about...

"A garnish can be festive but deadly."

What do you mean, what do I mean?

in someone else's shoes.

It was one stupid night.

and now he's on television

Couldn't have that, you didn't want me.

The rabbi's been mad at us since the wedding.

What are you wearing, Abe?

* Nothin' to lose *

There you are. Are you hungry? I made curry,

Your secretary.

No. Not steals.

From Day 1 I knew

I should be kissing the brisket.

Since when do you hate your job?

He's on "Ed Sullivan." He's doing your act.

where butter was beautiful

And I'm like, "Moths? What moths?"

Then you go out, find him, and make him come back home.

Just answer the question, Midge.

- What? - Holes.

Um, do you see my husband Joel Maisel over there?

Oh, I'm going to have to lie to the rabbi

I'm getting loaded.

and his name would be Dashiell or Stafford or...

I thought I was going to be someone different,

Sort of a drag, huh?

What are your children going to do?

Right. Uh, listen, Abe,

Heh heh. Only in the Village.

to this every night?

You tell everyone about the rabbi?

we could have a hell of a party.

10:30. Perfect slot.

I'm sure it's fine. Did we have children?

Lying to the rabbi on Yom Kippur.

and seen you perform,

- How much longer? - Nine minutes!

and whatever's in it you get to take home.

He was in Buchenwald. Throw him a bone.

- Clean them again. - Ethan. E...

I don't know how to do this.

She thinks she looks 20. I think she looks the same.

You need a license to do that? Seriously?

Yeah, they're pretty good, right?

I have something to tell you.

Sorry. I went to the Varick station instead.

There are medications I can take