Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Archie and Imogene are coming, remember?
There's not enough Daiquiris in the world.
* Was it really murder? *
* Or a pill to kill your mother-in-law *
when he started.
You're jealous of the rabbi?
Excuse me. Is Baz around?
I drank a lot of wine, and my stomach is sort of...
They're coming tonight,
That's, uh... That doesn't go with the string tie and b...
- Good morning, Papa. - Mm.
Oh, it was a blast, though.
- Go on at 1:45. - Bye.
**
- at our house. - You're gonna need some lamb.
but if he'd just give me a better time...
How can you say that about Joel?
and this is the moment you decide
Elvis Costello: * There are some things *
Don't forget the latkes.
Must be nice.
How's Gettysburg?
Here you go.
were simply the preamble to my ultimate destiny.
Got you a black and white.
I know I'm right about this,
and I wanted a powder room.
Well, Abe, you know
I was going to Bryn Mawr College.
He took me to galleries and poetry readings
don't you see that's part of the image?
more and more like Winston Churchill
West Coast, suntanned, arrogant pain in the ass.
Well, I did put my spin on it.
I'll bring the brisket. I'll do my thing.
against that wall instead of over here by the bathroom
* Deal me out, thank you kindly *
* Pass me by, pass me by *
unless the girlfriend is pregnant.
I am the same size now that I was at my wedding.
But imagine coming home to these every night.
I had to work straight through lunch,
- Where is she? - Who?
Well, for starters, you were doing someone else's act.
- You don't know him. - I know he was doing Bob Newhart's act.
Well, if that's how it's done.
* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *
He packed up my suitcase,
* Oh, I *
I think she said you're up.
- How much longer? - Ten minutes.
Where are you going? Where is she going?
Abe, you haven't changed the speech, have you?
Woman: Oh. Shh, shh, shh.
I got... What's the problem?
* Got the word up on everyone's lipstick *
She's going on and on about this miracle treatment
Thank you.
"One standing ovation, everyone goes home pregnant."
* Almost anything *
Go. Sit. Let the master work.
Let's go.
It only took four years of apologies
Really? I've been doing those exercises
How is it his act? How do you know his act?
ordering dinner.
In Katharine Hepburn's old room.
* Or a fish delicious when it's raw *
Comedy. Standup. Do you love it?
They pass around a basket at the end of your set,
or some patriotic shit like that.
At 12 I found my signature haircut.
Tonight was an isolated incident.
Well, that is exciting. The Clearys are here.
Good. We'll need it.
* And it's a good day *
* And they say it's not allowed *
there's no fucking way
Joel's sick. Everything's fine.
You are a child. You cannot survive this.
If there was anything else in the entire world
* Peking *
No way he's funnier than Misty.
but I'm telling you, there is definitely something there.
So my life completely fell apart today.
* And it's a good day *
Spokane.
Did you use sailor talk?
Janet Shaw.
Oh, you'd better be great.
Why didn't you tell me, then?
and, uh, there was a story.
* Pass me by, pass me by *
What? Oh.