Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

than you did last time,
Woman: All right.
I take meetings. I take phone calls.
I was in a hurry to meet you. You can hardly see them.
I would. Anything.
We heard today. My mother fainted,
- Mwah. Goodbye, Joel. - Bye.
or do two weeks at the Copa,"
Life isn't fair. It's hard and cruel.
and they told me to come here.
This is a telephone conversation
And I showed him I loved him.
to your friend in the back seat there.
I sent him over to Al's office. He's fine.
I should have changed that lunch, damn it.
Your brother threw out his back.
And the week before that, your mother had rickets?
- Midge... - Joel, the rabbi is coming.
- No, it's not. - It feels gray.
I mean, who does that?
You won't be sorry.
Hello, Midge. Is that...
- Hmm. - How's the brisket?
I mean, I'm not a real comedian yet,
Okay. Ignore this, ignore this.
Colette famous Brisket
Mikey.
You know, joke about it in your act.
But all of these marvelous adventures
She's a housewife. She doesn't know the rules.
That's part of the image.
If you need money, we can give you money.
* A good day from mornin' till night *
Penny.
Who?
- Here. - It's still night out.
That's you. Go. Be funny.
10:30.
Yeah, yeah. We can discuss it at the station.
want it.
- Who was he? - Mort Sahl.
This is the dream... standing up here
and he left.
That's my suitcase.
like how the Morgensterns play golf
Can I get you anything?
72nd and Amsterdam.
in dog years.
who won't steal my boyfriend.
Your sweater tells another story.
Hey. here.
And why didn't they put the stage over there
- Go ahead. - Get in there.
I had everything I'd always wanted,
Then I had a fantasy of how it happened.
- What? Are you sure? - It's getting bigger.
It's not? When I found out
* For the world's in a wonderful way *
Everybody steals his act?
How did Joel's little show go?
Yes. Married.
on a completely empty stomach...
But, Joel, you can't just leave.
You know what? Cancel them. Tell them I'm sick.
She's 21 and dumb as a Brillo pad.
And come on, who wouldn't want to come home
- Hi, Imogene. - Hey, Joel.
All right, next up, a lady
Me, either, sister, me, either.
They look so happy. Are they high?
You're thinking of shaving it off?
she had done in Mexico.
Yeah. I know he is.
And they drop the anchor,
You show me in the Bible
which is better, actually,
Whoo!
No, I didn't use sailor talk.
Who stands in the middle of a ballroom
I was going to Bryn Mawr College.
- He's mad. - At me?
No. I did.
Okay, next up. Uh...
Thanks a lot.