Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Antonio, I bought you a black and white.
* Lots of idle fingers snap to my command *
I don't know. Soon.
classic six, best seats in temple.
Because you like Varick better.
doing it just like you do.
Stop it.
- What are you talking about? - About your act.
You. I have to leave you.
Yeah.
You want a husband who'll take a bullet for you,
Yes. It's fine. What's the matter?
If you guys have some coke back there,
is a nice clean-cut young man,
and performing without a cabaret license.
Oh. Susie. She went out.
I thought they were our fun couples thing,
Emcee: That was deep,
- Holes everywhere. - What?
When I agreed to send you
Can I get you anything?
that, uh...happened.
so she does, and I put it on.
I just do not want to be insignificant.
Now let's measure that forehead.
They've got a babysitter. It's all arranged.
Oh, God, I'm so tired.
I thought he wanted to be challenged.
Peggy Lee: * Yes, it's a good day *
* To wiggle in the sand *
Oh, he's good. We saw him at Grossinger's last year.
and...
Sarah and Michele
Did you talk like that around him?
I tried with the Ted thing.
Add a little airplane glue.
I couldn't get a clean slate for one fucking day.
I told you, everybody does that when they start.
* If you don't happen to like it *
* For shining your shoes *
...recording stars in the country...
taking money from strangers like a schnorrer?
IF you don't happen to like me pass me by
So many of you may have read the book
What did you think all those nights at the club were?
* And they say it's not allowed *
* Should go down on its knees *
Huh.
my show sweater. I left it at home.
Shh!
These kids are responsible for turning musicians on
I didn't know what to do. I thought...
- Do you have my sweater? - Yes.
You left it in Washington?
than anything I could have imagined,
Rose: Oh, shit!
Yeah, fine. Hurry.
Wife, two kids.
I thought I should get up here today
his time slot tonight.
I'll rub it on a rag and, uh...
- Yes. - So don't. Practice a little.
to hire some German broad to walk me around the park
* A lot of men didn't, a lot... *
You're up.
It's for Baz.
and how they create the public personas
Listen, if you're still upset about your husband,
You think the fucking nuts are what's going to piss Him off?
Remember this whole comedy thing,
Mama, please stop crying.
- *'cause I can't go * - Pussy.
A sort of cardigan?
Okay. He couldn't get away from work
I've got his record.
- that does Kielbasa Night. - I can't believe this.
I mean, if they had to create Abe Lincoln.
- Hey! - * I got me ten fine toes *
Well, different because he does it faster,
Don't you understand? I need to start over.
The kid is played by George Macready.
I have a cab waiting downstairs.
but the lady said she'd work it out.
between Abe Lincoln and his press agent
Hi, Abe, sweetheart. How's Gettysburg?
Twice have I seen someone deliver the goods.
* A lovely pair of heels that kick to beat the band *
- See you tomorrow. - Bye.