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It's awful. I hate you for this.
Give a big hand for Joel Maisel.
* Girls talk *
"You feeling better now?"
Lefty, we got the rabbi.
You're leaving me for a girl
* Yes, it's a good day *
Can I just say
Going on stage with holes in my shirt like a bum.
with your half-wit secretary.
and this year we got him. We got the rabbi.
every day, you know, with that big Yalta head.
You two are going to be together forever.
It's downtown. If you have underwear on, you're overdressed.
and Greek dramas.
Oi, my God, with the one-track mind.
coming over for break fast,
Penny Pan.
You know what I want?
with ivy-covered buildings and stained glass windows
Because you should move.
No, no, no, no.
It's been going on for months.
Yes, and a great welcome from my son.
What?
You never do.
a perfect man.
And those children need a father.
Right. I'm new to this, so...
Do you know what I do, Midge?
you should have at least written a joke.
We're very happy.
It's downtown. If you have underwear on, you're overdressed.
Holes.
That was telling me?
- A moth? - Yes.
- with the courtyard? - That's the one.
and I hated to send him off like that.
* I just want to hear *
* Don't come any closer, don't come any nearer *
Hardly see? Look, look.
We could have taken another cab.
Right, with the shawl and the stove pipe hat
- Honey... - Tomorrow is Yom Kippur.
Everybody in comedy steals...
Seriously?
This isn't fair.
* Come to the supermarket in old Peking *
Of course I didn't know.
I'm nuts.
- No, you don't. - I'm hard.
Your shit was totally original.
- Is it okay? - Do you know something I don't?
Man.
Papa, wait. I... I just...
It's miserable in there, too.
Go. Go, go.
- Good morning, Jerry. - Good morning, Mrs. Maisel.
that he left me for his secretary?
Anyone who knows me knows I plan.
which was perfect. I'll have someone to eat with
were sniffing airplane glue to get high on.
You don't have the shawl?
It is.
The kid is alone in his room.
*I owe my soul *
Good morning, Ethan.
Midge will be here any minute.
Sorry.
Yeah.
* Girls talk *
I still don't understand this whole thing.
* Some people say man is made out of mud *
I made my brisket.
Jesus Christ.
anything you can do would be great.
Dime-sized holes, that's his signature.
I'm buying it a sash and a crown.
You can quit your job.
Huh.