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I finished, people started to leave. Did you see that?
Why isn't he over here?
I'll go deal with this, okay?
One of your kids do something weird?
He's gone.
* Come to the supermarket *
- You think this is funny? - I think it doesn't matter.
Much better. Thanks.
You get chick raped?
what the actual physical machinations
You're going to need them.
That the brisket?
What am I supposed to do, go buy one at Zaybar's?
Why are you asking for the time?
Ma, there's always bangs.
I love you.
Do you know what I do every day?
Mm-hmm.
but I asked my wife to bring it to me
My good deed for the year.
Joel, come on. I promise you'll get on.
folks, just sit tight. I'll be right back.
Joel left.
Ah, the curry's terrible. We'll have the takeout.
Right ankle 8, left ankle 8.
* When the sun is as big... *
I believe something got sold today.
Borrows.
I'll take that into consideration.
* They have bird nest soup, seaweed soup *
* So come to the supermarket *
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Maisel.
No one is there at 1:45.
but tonight was just so terrible.
- you shall not eat. - But did He say shrimp?
That was about deli, too.
You showed your tits to half of Greenwich Village.
Everybody steals, right?
I know. It's not yours.
Hey now.
- We can't leave. - I have an early morning meeting.
We've already got penicillin. You don't need to grow it.
Right calf 11, left calf 11.
And she says "Ted."
get up there thinking he's Jack Benny.
So you can breathe through the straws.
and says "They're up there."
Mm.
I'm going to take a bath.
* Contemplatin' nature can be fascinatin' *
Hi, Abe, sweetheart. How's Gettys...
Ted. Ted the Moth.
Joel, tomorrow's Yom Kippur.
Taxi!
Oh, yes, Zelda, please.
Okay. All right.
My husband.
We got to head home, too.
So I'm guessing your husband doesn't like
Put her pork chops on my tab.
Parental advice
So he didn't bring him a spoon.
But this gigantic forehead.
You didn't.
He's very avant garde.
- What? - Bob Newhart.
This day has been long in planning.
Cyril Ritchard: * We were in for a wonderful day *
Who's that guy?
She's going to need that.
Spokane...
The nose is not the problem. The nose you can fix.
fresh off some boat from somewhere.
or how the Levins pretend they're from Warsaw once a week
and tell all of you that I love this man.
* I defy any cloud to appear in the sky *
* For singin' a song *
- What? - Mr. Saturday Night.
Joel Maisel was my knight in shining armor,
- I can do that. - And you have to be here right at 8.
Your daddy is crazy.
That night. I looked at you.
Penny. Twice.
or a nightmare if you're my father.
bigger club, if I could just get Baz to die.
- Hey, fuck Penny Pan! - Bravo!
* You can't cover up *