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Pervert! Dickhead!
Take a real close look at this body. This body is chiseled. This body is...
past her skin, all that eczema and shit.
and away from our children, you know, once and for all. It's going on and on.
Yeah. Okay, you two, stay right here.
They're taking away my Luther. Mom, I was... Mom! Mom, sorry. Can you listen to me?
Spoke highly of him? What?
'Cause I may not be much, Frank, but, uh, I think you'll find that I'm a pretty sweet deal...
Mom, you don't hate Dad, do you? Oh, yeah.
That won't be a problem.
Charlie... It's the heroin thing.
All right, fine. I'll help you. But then right afterwards, you're helping me.
Charlie, that's just rude. What are you doing, Charlie?
It looks great. Stop fiddling with it.
That's right. A maid. A maid I can bang.
'Cause I was thinking we could do some father-son stuff. Have a catch. Talk.
Hey there, little fella.
Oh, that sounds nice. How'd it go?
He showed me funny movies with fully naked people in them.
Charlie. Why am I on there?
Look at his jaw. Look at his jawline…
That's him right over there talking to your kids.
Uh, my dad made me steal it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dude.
I don't think so.
This one shouldn't take long.
Why, thank you, Mac. It's crap. Pure, unadulterated crap.
Can I take your coats? Bonnie, coat.