The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 1 - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S03E12]

Can I bring my bang maid?

for holding his breath... he's up to seven minutes.

There is an amazing body under this shirt. I'm gonna pop the shirt off. I need to show it.

I have a friend. His name Is Wendell.

I don't blink. The man doesn't blink, Mom. The man doesn't blink.

I ain't never seen anything like it in my life.

Pervert! Dickhead!

Yeah. Nice and high over that bar so you can work those muscles.

Mmm! And the seed is planted.

it's crap... pure, unadulterated crap.

All right, I get it. He's silly. He's a tickle monster.

He gives me juice boxes that make me sleepy.

Siphoning boxed wine. Why?

He showed me funny movies with fully naked people in them.

Don't be afraid to stick your ass out. That's not embarrassing. It's a good thing.

Wendell "Shorteyes." They let you out too, huh?

That's right. A maid. A maid I can bang.

Stay away from my bang maid. Damn it, Frank! This isn't about them...

This dude looks just like Dennis.

Red. Red. Just red.

Okay, guys, you guys ready? Are you ready? All right, you look ready. Let's do it.

What? No, I'm not Wendell "Shorteyes. " Didn't I stab you once?

Whoa. Wait a second, Dee. I can't just pop my shirt off in the middle of a park. You crazy?

'Cause I may not be much, Frank, but, uh, I think you'll find that I'm a pretty sweet deal...

'Cause you want your muscles to pop, you understand? You see how these pecs, they're popping?