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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

NO BANKS.
Gilligan...shh, shh! Dig, dig.
AAH! IT'S ALRIGHT.
WHAT CAN WE DO, MR. HOWELL?
GOLD?!
WELL, GINGER, IF YOU CAN ADMIT IT, SO CAN I.
DON'T YOU HAVE TO MAKE A TEST TO BE SURE?
I KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN IN YOUR SOUL,
WE COULDN'T HAVE 2 DISASTERS UNDER THE SAME CAPTAIN.
PUT THAT INTO LOVEY'S NAME IN A DUMMY CORPORATION...
DON'T SAY WHAT? WHAT HAVE I GOT? WHAT HAVE I GOT?
* THE FIRST MATE AND HIS SKIPPER, TOO *
I GUESS IT'S HOPELESS.
OH, THURSTON HOWELL III,
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL.
IS THAT ALL? THERE'S PROBABLY A LOT MORE GOLD IN HERE.
I WON'T PAY YOU ENOUGH TO CAUSE YOU ANY TROUBLE.
I DON'T HAVE ANY GOLD.
[YAWNS AND SNORES]
FIRST THE SKIPPER, THEN GILLIGAN.
HA HA! THAT'S RIGHT, MARY ANN. WATCH YOUR STEP.
[ALL GRIPING AT ONCE]
OH, THE GOLD-- ARRGH!
I JUST LOVE BARGAINS.
SHH--NO, NO, SON. YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT.
SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR YOU?
NO!
WHAT'LL WE DO?
RIGHT THERE.
I SURE HOPE THIS FLOATS. YOU KNOW HOW DEEP THE LAGOON IS.
ONE OF THE OTHERS MIGHT FALL IN THE HOLE, LIKE YOU,
WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IS THE MATTER WITH GILLIGAN?
I'M USING IT AS A COUNTERWEIGHT.
HEY!
WOMEN AND LUGGAGE FIRST!
IT'S 3.
AND THE SKIPPER AND THE GIRLS. WE'LL ALL BE RICH.
SIDE ORDER OF GUAVA JELLY-- 50, UH...
"A STITCH IN TIME..." UH, "STITCH IN TIME..."
WHERE WERE WE, DREADFUL OR WONDERFUL?
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
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