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SIDE ORDER OF GUAVA JELLY-- 50, UH...
I WON'T PAY YOU ENOUGH TO CAUSE YOU ANY TROUBLE.
IT'S 3.
Gilligan...shh, shh! Dig, dig.
SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR YOU?
[ALL GRIPING AT ONCE]
I JUST LOVE BARGAINS.
WELL, GINGER, IF YOU CAN ADMIT IT, SO CAN I.
DON'T YOU HAVE TO MAKE A TEST TO BE SURE?
OH, THE GOLD-- ARRGH!
NO BANKS.
PUT THAT INTO LOVEY'S NAME IN A DUMMY CORPORATION...
SHH--NO, NO, SON. YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT.
ONE OF THE OTHERS MIGHT FALL IN THE HOLE, LIKE YOU,
"A STITCH IN TIME..." UH, "STITCH IN TIME..."
WHAT CAN WE DO, MR. HOWELL?
AND THE SKIPPER AND THE GIRLS. WE'LL ALL BE RICH.
HA HA! THAT'S RIGHT, MARY ANN. WATCH YOUR STEP.
HEY!
WHERE WERE WE, DREADFUL OR WONDERFUL?
RIGHT THERE.
I'M USING IT AS A COUNTERWEIGHT.
FIRST THE SKIPPER, THEN GILLIGAN.
AAH! IT'S ALRIGHT.
NO!
I SURE HOPE THIS FLOATS. YOU KNOW HOW DEEP THE LAGOON IS.
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL.
WHAT'LL WE DO?
* THE FIRST MATE AND HIS SKIPPER, TOO *
IS THAT ALL? THERE'S PROBABLY A LOT MORE GOLD IN HERE.
I GUESS IT'S HOPELESS.
I DON'T HAVE ANY GOLD.
WE COULDN'T HAVE 2 DISASTERS UNDER THE SAME CAPTAIN.
OH, THURSTON HOWELL III,
DON'T SAY WHAT? WHAT HAVE I GOT? WHAT HAVE I GOT?
GOLD?!
WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IS THE MATTER WITH GILLIGAN?
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
I KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN IN YOUR SOUL,
[YAWNS AND SNORES]
WOMEN AND LUGGAGE FIRST!
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