Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then why didn't you write "LOL" or "JK" or use an emoticon?

Maybe because all your posts are either crapping on us amateurs

Oh. Oh, that's bad.

And I don't think you're my godfather.

An hour? That's crazy.

I wanted to fax this to the kids. Mmm...

'cause she's fostering a baby chick.

No, no, no! Li-Listen, Ranger Dainko...

Oh, I know. How about sandwiches from Reggie's Deli?

doing in the water?

who's filling in for cassidy pankas? neo russ.

You're right, box.

mom what does it mean when the pigdgeons go coo coo coospike coo cooie cowcooie coo coo whatever coo coo? it means they're hormones are telling them they're smarter than ibm hardware.

have homework to do. Hey, little girl,

That's it. I'm calling security.

It's open till 9:45...

That sort of thing. Oh, uh,

It really is. Tina!

to lug your gigantic balls here.

Grab the bathroom scale... let's weigh this thing.

Whoa, what am I looking at?

and you're running your mouth, MeatCute!

There's a form involved... two signatures and an initial.

I don't think I would have made it in the joint.

or you're bragging about your flashy restaurant.

Oh, this isn't my house.

This isn't going like I thought it would.

Oh, you think this is funny?

we hooked something big.

But I gotta pee, Henry! Okay, Fluffy, let's urinating on bush.

Let's just go to the cove.

and your name badge is good for a complimentary drink.