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No, how can it be a coincidence
-Blow 'em back to hell. -Yeah, hoo!
All right, we tried it your away,
to trick me in a really, really mean way.
But you aren't.
Steven universe future season 2 is coming back on the crystal of gems
-Why can't you fight? -Why can't I fight?
Enemy vehicle approaching.
It's a TTD, time travel device.
to contract herpes.
Okay, I'm gonna be the bigger man here
I take it you don't have delis in the future?
I've never been in one before.
Because he spanks it to this one--Tiger!
Oh my God, shit got real in there.
Going back in time to 1969
-and you love apple juice. -Not that much.
at Caltech.
Hey kid, I think you dropped this.
-I'm Future Man. -Joshy.
-Here you go. -Thank you.
Your shit's not here.
and saved humanity.
We've always told you that.
to segue into this, um, but there's actually
When's the last time this possum ejaculated?
You're gonna help us save the world.
You have defeated all of the Biotics
Break on through, break on through
-Oh, my God, go! -Three.
Or you can fall on your face
Guess what I did?
I'm really sorry, Stu.
Don't fucking touch it!
Can...can I have it?
that's how family works.
If we can get to Caltech
Bam, you like that?
Italian plumbers that are trying to stop him,
-Go, go, go! -Four.
No.
Heads on tables.
leads to a super cure for all diseases.
No, it's like purely escapism, recreation.