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and broke my own heart
Welcome to the Resistance.
but yet he makes these giant green pipes
I love Italian dick.
Killing is wrong.
Look, don't worry about it.
I'm an adult, you don't have to make me pancakes!
-Stop it, we need him. -Do we?
you're curing disease.
it's meant to be, he had big pipes.
as to live you can
Well, it's like Einstein said,
you'd be a pretty good janitor.
-Future Man. -Joshy?
Got a good thing
Use your subatomic sensor mine.
We are not leaving without you.
Wolf!
with this video game.
-Go, go, go, go, go! -Two.
was two Italian plumbers that fit exactly in those pipes.
expecting different results.
Oh, oh shit.
getting familiar.
Over here.
I'd fire that jackass, but goddamn he knows
What's left of humanity hangs on by a thread,
No, no, it's the complete opposite.
The same room you were conceived in.
No, no, get out of here!
Come on, you little buddy boo.
'cause I did not have a graceful way
-Head shot! -Head shot!
Me personally, I've always wanted to fuck Luigi.
Is that a subatomic sensor mine?
and then maybe give us a little dance.
cum on my leg.
If this is gonna become one of those things
that the only person who beats Biotic Wars
Congratulations.
In our time, video games are training simulators
That's a clean break, double points.
Come on, now, those are fucking good.