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That's an even better motivator, Dave.
Yeah? What's so funny about that?
That's what I always say.
Dave, nobody knows we're dating.
just waiting for me to turn my back.
Pardon me?
Buzz! Time's up.
Throw them out and forget about it.
I'll settle for-- Too late, Bill.
for my consistent level of excellence.
So if no one's going to miss me for the next two minutes,
Bill, I think that would be Shaft.
Now, wait, let me see.
You know what I actually think that is?
I asked you to do something
Okay, Beth, would you get Lisa for me?
then vroom, right over to that public schools chancellor
Oh, Catherine,
Uh...
Look, Bill.
I've got so many of them today.
Hi, Mr. James.
Good work. I got to go.
Me too. Me too.
So, you figure out who gets what,
This idea is both fair and democratic.
I'll deliver the news.
I don't want anyone to get ticked off at you.
That's great. I got to go.
Give up? Yep.
hire an out-of-work actor
Great.
It does not feel good, my friend. Well, I can imagine.
Am I, Dave?
when you go to get the paper in the morning?