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- I'm gonna let him. - Okay.
Look at you. Since when do you rollerblade?
But, to be honest, I don't think I can wear these.
...because my mother's trying to set me up with some lawyer.
I'll call you back.
I gotta walk out of here right now...
I had to work two shifts. And then to top it off...
- Ready to go to the batting cage? - Yeah, you bet. And first, here's a gift.
All right. The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad.
For every night that you're asleep before I get home from work...
That's okay. It's mine. We just kissed.
Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway?
- Hey. - Hey.
Eight o'clock's the cutoff, and it's 8:02.
I'm just gonna teach him how to make a lasagna for some potluck dinner he has.
Well, you seem fine.
You say, "Thank you very much." And then you buy me something pretty.
Is that true? If I keep reading, is Beth gonna die?
Wednesday
What if we're friends...
...but in the last second they get away.
I will read The Shining, and you will read Little Women.
I can help with that.
That's all right. I'll figure...
...and we're gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
Why not?
Although that's actually racquetball.
Or maybe it's because God knew I'd be running into you and saw an opportunity.
Around 8:02.
I know I couldn't.
I mean, are they, like, scary little?