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I eat around it, because cockroaches go straight to my thighs.
I don't wanna see no damn Hoover Dam.
Do you want to miss Hoover Dam?
Happy birthday dear Carlton Why did the invite these strangers here Will?
It's Saturday, the guys are at the gym.
Look, see, it doesn't matter how many bruises and scars you got.
And then it hits them. Losing is more fun than winning.
Here we go. Here we go.
Hoover Dam.
Heh. A little? Pshh. We got something that is gonna rock your world.
You're an odd little man, aren't you?
I cannot believe you froze me up right in the middle of my comeback.
I mean, they are really excited. And they're saying to themselves:
No.
Yeah, I did, didn't I? I just wish we could've won that dance contest.
Ching-ching. Huh?
...and if you gentlemen are not out of my office, I've got space for you on my wall.
What the hell were you thinking, man?
- Not unless it comes up... Double zero, green.
It is mauve.
I feel your pain.