Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fair enough. I'll level with you.
Word is, she uses appearance-altering cosmetics.
Ja. Please forgive my unexplained two-week absence.
- Can I turn this off? - Absolutely.
You only have 10 seconds to decide, sir.
- Hey! - Nice to have you back, Homer.
How did I get here? What is this place?
Did I hear my name? My ears are burning.
I'm just mad all the time.
You sissy!
The public should be warned. I wish Mr. X were here.
Huh. That was easy.
- Are you? - No!
My counter is actually going down.
Why did you think a big balloon would stop people?
- Hey! - While you wait, why not buy a police cap or t-shirt?
Real news is great, son...
you are on your -fifth- Mortgage
What about using the electric chair to cook chicken?
Help! I'm being kidnapped!
Maybe you should quit while you're ahead.
Not best buddies We have confirmation
living six inches under...
Number 27 there knows how to turn water into gasoline.
But I do feel bad about the starving children.
Mom wants you to come to bed.
No way. Mr. X is gonna keep on diggin' and probin'...
I want answers now or I want them eventually!