Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not best buddies We have confirmation
Ja. Please forgive my unexplained two-week absence.
living six inches under...
Mom wants you to come to bed.
Word is, she uses appearance-altering cosmetics.
No way. Mr. X is gonna keep on diggin' and probin'...
Number 27 there knows how to turn water into gasoline.
Did I hear my name? My ears are burning.
Huh. That was easy.
My counter is actually going down.
Help! I'm being kidnapped!
Fair enough. I'll level with you.
- Are you? - No!
- Hey! - Nice to have you back, Homer.
Maybe you should quit while you're ahead.
Real news is great, son...
But I do feel bad about the starving children.
- Can I turn this off? - Absolutely.
I want answers now or I want them eventually!
I'm just mad all the time.
The public should be warned. I wish Mr. X were here.
Why did you think a big balloon would stop people?
How did I get here? What is this place?
You sissy!
What about using the electric chair to cook chicken?
you are on your -fifth- Mortgage
- Hey! - While you wait, why not buy a police cap or t-shirt?
You only have 10 seconds to decide, sir.