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Hey, Mom. Thanks for coming out.
Sé que estoy vivo ¿pero por qué?
- A little fire can't hurt you. - But Mad Dog was wrong.
Don't worry. We have a procedure for these situations.
[ Gasps ] That's amazing... and darling.
You mean like John Leguizamo?
The only thing more effective is regular exercise [shudders]
Sure, I’m alive, but why?
standing up to that freaked-out junkie.
- So, Bart- - Question.
I heard about a new bar where men dance with men. Doesn't that sound adorable?
What a lovely day in the park.
A drug? I know Bart can be rambunctious...
- Are you standing up to get me to leave? - It's from the book.
Tricks? That's rich. He's so inbred, he can barely stand up.
And then afterwards- [ Whispering Continues ]
No, stop. Think of the children.
- Close the door. - [ Door Closes ]
- Right after I blow up one thing. - [ Groans ]
[ Groans ] How will we get Bart to take these?
[Jazzy Solo ]
Why don't you just come down and have some taffy?
[ Bell Ringing ]
But the time draws near. Now, let's get those fillings out of you!
Sure, I can do something destructive.
I don't wanna pump my little boy full of drugs.
Why, this is retardant.
- Hi, Marge. It's me- Homer. - [ Clears Throat ]
[ All ] Ooh!
''The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pre-Teens''?
- Oh, grow up. - Yeah.
Who else? Major League Baseball.
BART SIMPSON!!! You've really done it this time...
Gotta finish. [ Grunting ]
You said a mouthful there, partner!
They're to block the satellite that's been spying on me.
There. Now the floor is as good as new.