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- Homer, you're supposed to be hunting for Bart. - I'm on top of it.
A guy could do great things with a gadget like that.
- Tommy Lee. - Andy Dick.
Hmm. My career has kind of lost momentum.
My God, is she brave...
- Would you say it's prevention? - Oh, absolutely, Lisa.
I was thinking of something a little more... adult.
- Sorry, Krusty, I choked. - You choked? You choked?
I have to take these stupid pills twice a day.
unless you're willing to try a radical, untested, potentially dangerous-
Not the church! Jesus lives there!
All right, people, we've all seen the dogs now, so- [ Gasps ]
[ Computerized Voice ] Surveillance beam disabled.
- Shred it! Shred it! - [ Indistinct Shouting ]
- I'll do it. - No, thank you, Mr. Wisenheimer. Sherri?
I think it's the bright blue pants.
- Hi, folks. I'm Mark McGwire. - [ All Gasping ]
- Aw. - Do I get a card?
[ Yelling ]
This is a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra...
Stop him! He's whacked out of his gourd!
Oh, thank you for stopping the tank.
What's it doing in the gymnasium?
Yeah, he's something else, all right.
Hey, this thing's cuttin' off my air!
But how do we know, Marge? How do we know?
They have it now.
It can read your electronic organizer from space.
- Claritin-D? - Nah.
- Nice try, Homer. -Just take one bite.
But we can ease Bart onto one of its sister drugs...
Dad, I admit I have some problems...
I'm poppin' and sailin', man - [ Toots Twice ]
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