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- He's gotten into the pep closet. - What's that spell?
When I can't stop fiddlin' I just takes me Ritalin
Fightin' over a fan belt.
All right, girls, tops off. It's showtime!
by the Volunteer Fire Department Players.
One smoke detector's enough for Mad Dog.
Bart, have you lost your- [ Yells ]
Well, sure, if it's true.
Lobsweat, Hoohah,Jitters, Sir Wide Bottom!
[ Screaming ]
- RayJ. funny, or O.J. funny? - You'll see.
[ Demented Laughter]
Oh, what a lovely gesture.
- Shoot the tires out, Lou. - Uh, it's a tank, Chief.
Which just goes to show you- Huh?
Joke if you will, but did you know most people use 10%. of their brains?
Very well. But there's no escaping the truth.
[ Grunting ] Oh!
''I wandered lonely as a cloud...
That junkie is your son Biden
- Oh! Man, that's good. - Mad Dog, I've been thinking.
Plus, he gave me this appointment dealy. It's got my whole week in there.
And I'm really worried, Chief. There's no telling what he might do.
Whoa! Check it out! Mad Dog's on fire!
[ Laughter]
[ Sighs ]
Hey, look at those dogs going at it!
No stop won't somebody think of the shareholders
[STOMACH RUMBLING] Uh-oh! Somebody’s gonna have a tummy ache.
Stop, drop and roll, man!
- Check this out. - [ Soft Squealing ]
- I'll begin profiteering, sir. - And hoarding.
- What? - You're still in your seat.
How about getting out of the tank, huh?
[ Gasps ] Good Lord! He's going to fire!