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Porn as pain management?
Your pressure's elevated.
Seriously? Seriously!
- And you were close to Ted? - No. We barely knew Ted.
- Do I process her discharge? - Yeah. It's insane, but we have to.
A handsome man is whisking me away to a love nest for the weekend.
Boys are stupid.
- Hi. - What's going on?
- Thank you. - OK. But there's a greater problem.
[Pete groans]
We had this discussion 21 years ago.
It's coming from the inferior vena cava.
He doesn't love her.
- Blood pressure. - I've taken it three times.
Carousels give me the creeps.
Can you see anything? Poor George, he doesn't have the steadiest hands.
How's your patient?
with these great big...
Telemetry and stepdown patients, north wing.
- I need my porn! - Yeah.
Don't tell me to breathe. I'll breathe if I want to breathe.
Get in the hall.
But with your surgery tomorrow, he won't give you an epidural block.
He can't.
The fire department's here.
You think?
- Use the scissors if you have to. - OK.
Whatever. Don't make a big deal about it.
- I didn't lie. - You withheld the truth.
Cardio tells me your cath went just fine.
- [man] It's jammed. It won't open. - [Baile7] Move.
Verna. You presented with lateral ST elevations
Hey! Wait... Where are you two going so fast?
- No obvious cardiac injuries. - Change in the vitals?
- Excellent. Keep your finger there. - OK. Now what?
which means you'll be in a lot of pain for the duration of...