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It's relaxing up here.
It's a little something we call "outward watch."
- No, I don't. - Yes, you do.
I told the man a thousand times not to open the window in the nanny's room Saltwater: Wan, wan, wan!!
I've become one of them. We've bonded.
Oh, Christ! Take a look.
You're kind of like the scarecrow in that classic children's story,.
I-I just don't get it. She seems totally uninterested in me,
I've got it!
the first bit of exercise in my young privileged life.
Hey, one more thing? Is it true it's unsafe to drink seawater?
That poor woman.
Then departure was delayed on my behalf. Very, good.
if you care to kiss it right here.
Oh, Trina, you're still here.
Made like him Like him we rise
I know that salty sea talk is a big part of being a fisherman, but Trina is our guest.
from Stephenwood, tomorrow, after graduation.
The engine's flooded, the mizzenmast is down...
Great idea, Skipper. Finally, some peace and quiet.
That's how I got my last four wives.
Simply put, a five-pound box of chocolate-covered macadamia nuts is yours...
Frozen seafood.
As I'm sure you're well aware, Reichmaster Timmons,
- Okay, you hit one. - Damn it, tell us before we hit the bloody thing.
You're driving too fast. Slow it down!
End of controversy.
- Congrats, gents! - Don't you understand?
Pardon me, I seem to have forgotten your name.
How does the moon greet her daughters?
- Yes? Good boy. Off you go. - Thank you. Okay. Okay.
I'm sorry,. Could you explain this chore to me one more time?
Tell Capt. Greybar I hope he enjoys Hawaii.
Sorry, but I ain't supposed to talk to nobody while I'm on watch.
Hello, miss!
and then, you know, it's off to the mall and lunch.
Well, I merely suggested to Kenneth that...
I smell of the sea, and there's no smell more honest or admirable.
Good-bye, Nathanial.
Skunk, Ted, you guys stand watch port and starboard.
This kid ain't real.
Ok, we're going to Hawiee.
Shit!
Big Teddy, thank you. A welcome home sandwich.
You are a hateful creature, aren't you?
It is unfair to ask you to continue in the presence of this cackling baboon!
In other words, she'll clean your pipes six ways to Sunday.
But I'd be happy to take you up on a leg waxing.
See ya around, buddy.
Melt, you frozen, goofy-lookin' son-of-bitch! Melt!
Hello?
- Blow! - Okay. That'll do it for me. I'll just move it on out.
- Oh, baby - It pays to be yourself.
Dullsville. It's Dullsville.
Following our exalted head
Uh, we made it! Uh, thank you! Thank you!
What the hell ya doin'?
do I hate David Ayer!
I mean, figuratively speaking, of course.
These pipes…..are clean!
Oh, I see. This is the Queen Catherine.
Yes. Like Halloween.
Legend has it, a Viking ship went down in Hell's Bucket 500 years ago.
Ooh, 'cause it's wacky.
And I want you to think of his fat, pimpled ass every time you slip into his boots!
Oh, great. Well, you know what I always say:
That-a-boy! I knew you'd do it.
But right now, we have to go help our friends.
Poked to death by a giant human iceberg!