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despite my smothering obsessiveness.
The faculty and myself have made endless attempts to teach you to curb...
Well, you ain't got it no more, peckerhead.
What?
These pipes...... Are VACCINATED!!
Me and Paps will steer through as best we can. Hey, woman!
What do you call this?
Oh, Trina, I'm so glad you decided to join us. I was just putting on...
Don't you guys have any guns or anything? Can't we do something?
I will be, Nathanial. All right.
You're one of those little fancy lads, aren't ya?
- All right, already! you're givin' me the creeps!
Oh, geez, that's different, isn't it?
Just... Stay the hell away from me.
Instax Yay
You know, I honestly think we're onto something here. Hey, nice shoes. Those...
- I knew I shouldn't have had that last bottle of rotgut. - Gentlemen, no, no, no.
Now what should I do?
I don't think Aristotle could've said it better.
Come on. You too. Come, come, come.
- You wouldn't have any idea where she might be docked? - Ah, you know what you are?
There, by the grace of God, floats away my manhood.
- Bet one. - See ya.
"Patuka cachuka stabuka."
And if you don't blow, you're gonna swallow them like an aspirin.
Where we passengers pretend we're common type and slum it up a bit.
Trina? Trina, what's your problem?
Big dummy. Yeah!
A walkin' Popsicle!
I just pray that those boots have adequate arch support because I have problem feet...
I have been wandering this dreary, village...
Step, step, step.
Bye.
you go stand in the bow and let us know when we're coming' close to ice.
It would my pleasure, my dear underpaid professor.
Or dance around the room in your underwear till she gets hot.
I have just finished the deployment to production!
I'm sure that's almost as exciting as being a frustrated, shabbily-dressed headmaster.
Yeah, well, it's a complicated story,. I'll fill you in on it later.
kindly step forward and give us your presentation.
May your days be full of mirth and good fortune.
Don't you walk away from me, you big talking walrus!
- No, it's just no use. - When it comes to women, I'm just...
The end!
The Golden Mist Seaport.
And in about a week, when your shift is over, give this rope a tug and we'll haul you in.
I stabbeth thee, ye wretched giant...
you make up shit as you go along!
is a 14th century Norwegian evening derby.
She'll hike her skirt and toss her shoe
Yeah, get 'im! Get 'im! Get 'im, Paps!
That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
My luxurious suite on the Queen Catherine awaits me.
It's lunchtime. Yeah, it's lunchtime.
My God!
your captain has been under a great deal of stress recently and he's in need of a holiday.
Looks like Kenny got us off course.
- and that could be trouble. - Well, why's he so flighty?
before sundown, so no screwing around.
Trina! Trina.
who really know what's important in life.
- Are you sure? - No, I'm on my way. Your family must be very, proud of you.
to the turn of the century.
Come on, Skunk! Poke his eye out or somethin'.
These pipes.............. Are VACCINATED!!
Get outta these sissy clothes and go put on some of Kenny's duds. God rest his sweet soul.
Yeah, well, I ain't crazy about sittin' on a boat till she sinks and we wind up flounder shit.
I can't be part of that.
I'm watching the boat till everyone gets back from lunch.
Of course not. Where would you get that silly idea?
Were you dropped on your head as a toddler?
Oh, my.