Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I violated one of the rules set forth by the World's Record committee.
These pipes Are VACCINATED!!!
All with the same goal in life: Catch fish, sell 'em, get drunk and get laid.
So are we now where Christ has led
I don't like this!
Yeah. Maybe if we're lucky, he'll die in a few hours.
- Very, kind of you, Kenny. - Well, keep up the good work.
It's in my ear all night.
All you gotta do is keep your eyes open for other boats, cars, flying saucers, shit like that.
Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen.
Don't worry, about me, Timmons. My life shall never be anything less than perfect.
Kenneth, uh...
I don't have a lot of time for relationships.
And don't quit until every, square inch of this deck is clean...
- This arrived for you this morning. - Thank you, Headmaster.
Oddly enough, it kind of tastes like marzipan. Huh, go figure.
Sweet of you to call it a shop, Calli.
- Step, step. - Yes, I know they're steps. I've seen steps before.
Oh, geez.
Come on, fellas. Looky what I fished out of the ocean.
You're not its well-trained crew here to cater to my every whim?
I was never real good at figurin' stuff out. Captain says I'm dumb as a carp.
It was like honey from the lips of an angel.
And they had one offspring:: Chocki.
- What good'll that do? - How should I know? In a situation like this,
See, Skunk said that you were gonna...
Well, this is it.
Nathanial! You may sit down, Lawrence.
Ya know, I think I'll pass on that, um...
let's get to the goddamned island, fix the boat and blow outta this hole!
Would you like to buy a monkey?
Okay, you're gonna do that.
Bravo. Bravo, everyone. Long live the theater.
Come on, mister, don't be sore at us. We didn't diddle nobody, especially your wife.
I'm all thumbs. I'm just so stupid!
You idiot! Do you know what you just did?
Okay, well, thank you for that, whatever that was.
She'll clean my pipes, my buddies' too
just my luck. I fall in love for the first time in my life and it's with a corpse.
You saved our lives, kid. I knew ya had it in ya.
And it is my sincere hope that you will bring dignity and humility to that high honor.
We figured you were hungry, so we bought you a stick of gum.
You have this whole fancy life waiting for you here.
And I was halfway there until you blew the whole thing!
- Okay. Bye, lady. - Fine.
Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.
- Here you go. Help him up here. Come on. - Atta boy.
- Right there. - Marvelous. I should hurry...
Do-si-do.
Take care, kid.
These pipes.................................... Are VACCINATED!!
Yeah, those flounders are bloodthirsty bastards.
Just my luck... I fall in love for the first time and it's with YARN
I merely suggested that you have the driving ability of a brain-dead laboratory, ape.
along comes another nauseating legend.
Go buy yourself a spritzer.
Why on earth have you stopped this wretched vehicle? What do you think...
I'm awful tasty, Paps...
Uh, hey, um... I'm looking for the steward of the Q.C.