Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm a drifter and a loner at heart.

- Was business brisk? - Brisk?

Talk about an embarrassing obituary!

but I am developing deep, deep feelings for you...

I hate this kid.

Oh, it's beautiful countryside, isn't it?

Crazy kid, huh?

How do I get to this woman? Come on, give me precise directions, will ya?

Remember, this is our little secret, yeah?

Please join me on the upper deck. I have a little surprise for you.

Good luck. And do tell your father I send my regards.

Well, how can you just stand there like that and just...

Yeah, I was just about to head out.

Where in the Savior's name are you going?

Not a promising development.

- Okay. - Your love is super-sweet love

I just wanted to stop by and say,

as a church piss house.

Okay. I apologize, but there's a happy ending to all this.

And you know what? When we reach the islands, I may buy you a big red, shiny apple.

That means, "I felt up a girl's ass."

When I go ashore and get my pay

and keep running straight on through till mornin'.

- One down, five to go. This could take all night. - When you put it all...

Hey! Here you go, Chubby.

- is giving me gas. - Aw, Christ.

Now, see here. I don't know what kind of nonsense you're...

And I say we dump that jinx kid. He's a born Jonah.

Leo, no, no, no.

They ought to rename this place "Wackyville" Ooh, because it's wacky!

Well, is this the tug that's supposed to take us out to the Queen Catherine?

Oh, sure. In fact, I think I have the picture of his backside in my wallet...

There's gotta be some kind of a chromosomal damage with a matchup like that.

There's no such thing as pleasant companionship on this tawdry vessel.

Well, let's just say I've finally shed my feminine side

What the hell's that?

- Stars. - Whatever.

Here. Have some coffee.

Water, boom-boom.

- Would you like to buy a monkey? - I don't wanna buy a monkey.

All we know how to do is fish.

Oh, I'm Sorry, I Was Just Thinking... About How Much Fun It Is To Roast Pumpkin Seeds.

Must come... down!

The last thing we need is another straggler.

Can you see the question mark above my head?

Well, it's his scribbles. If this thing's right, look where it's landin' us.

Oh, that was so nice, you moron!

You know, you remind me of my niece Sally. Lovely girl.

Do you know what I do to guys who, quote unquote, sleep with my wife?

Hey! Take a look at this.

just when you think you've heard everything about Hell's Bucket,