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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and a couple of bad sausages.
We'll continue this tomorrow. Besides, you're wearing me out with your incessant babbling.
The good news... is that I may let you live.
Uh... here. Willkommen.
- Secure that boom! - Aye-aye, Captain.
A quiet time.
Okay, Skip!
Trina!
with galoshes on my feet and a fishing rod in my hand.
As your recently trained lover, I'm ordering you to assist me.
Yeah, okay. But technically, I'm not solid. My texture's much more like moist bread.
As you know, there's only one island in Hell's Bucket and I am not crazy about landing there.
- I don't know. I'm not very, bright, remember? - Just do it!
Good-bye, Trina.
And now, enough of your silly gibberish. Go fetch me a cup of bouillon before I retire.
Gandalf after his adventures
That was the most courageous and bizarre thing I've ever seen.
Thank you, fellow crewmates, I'm off. And when I return, I shall be a cabin man.
You just point this thing towards Hawaii and drop me off there. Great.
Well, the downside is, she isn't real easy to get to. She lives in a cave up on a cliff.
Je-sus! I never saw a man p-whipped so fast in my life!
Howdy do?
Marvelous!
like a snake sheds its fur.
- Japan, wherever the hell you're goin'. - Thank you, Captain.
It was a stupid idea to open up a housewares store on this island.
Those idiots are leaving us here. We're completely abandoned.
I've got cabin fever or raft fever. I've got some kind of fever.
Why don't you ask me something hard?
Don't worry,. It seems a lot worse than it is.
You see, I…. am a fancy lad
I only pray that I'm not thrown off by your lack of four additional arms.
But it don't taste pretty.
We gotta head him off before he gets his grubby hands on The Filthy Whore! Move!
A bit spicy.
And you're just stage actors pretending to be filthy drunkards.
- Yeah. - Humiliate an imbecile?
Please take me to the ship's finest quarters 'cause I wish to draw a hot bath. What a day.
What a bunch of lunkheads.
What are you doing here? He didn't know...
- Did it have the body of a shark and the arms and face of a man? - That's the chap.
Kenny! Get your fat, worthless ass over here!
I'm burning up. There's gotta be some lotion in here.
- You know what I mean? - No, but go on.
Purple Lightning that’s always a good sign
I'm afraid he'll become despondent and turn a pistol upon himself.
Yes. Good point.
My christening wig!
And remind him that we're almost out of margarine.
Hey, one more thing? Is it true it's unsafe to drink seawater?
The best bunk we got is the captain's. But I don't think he'd mind, since you know him.
Ours across the great blue sky
Try, anything, will ya! What am I supposed to...
Sorry, we're all outta decaf!
What are you talkin' about? Your sister hasn't visited in months.
Okay, um... All right, look.
One, two, I'm walking.
It's a pretty color.
We'll see ya, honey. Hey, wait a minute. Jennifer, come here.
Don't this beat all, boys?
What? Get outta here!
I cut their heads off with a nail clipper.
Oh, it's hot.
Oh, Skunk? Mr. Expert?
Well, I hope you're happy.
Hurry, Trina! Faster, faster!
I don't know, Cappy.
- You think you're capable of that? - Sure.
Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you?