Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, see ya, kid. Go get yourself a couple of high-priced Hawaiian whores for me, huh?
What in the Savior's name...
After a brief derailment, my life is back on its proper course.
Let me guess. Your little swimmer friend is giving you the old freeze job, huh?
These pipes... are clean.
Grab the wheel!
You look so strong... confident.
Quick, grab something to whack him with!
Sharkman?
Okay.
and I, um...
Has it been a week already?
All right, Geronimo. Let's get your ass out there.
Pardon me...
Bring back bread.
Oh, wonderful! The boys must have fixed the boat and they're taking it out for a test drive.
Don't need a church to find my way
in hopes of finding the Queen Catherine.
I'll just get right back in. I don't know what you... Hey! Come back here, you!
Right. Okay, then fine. After they've all fallen into their alcohol-induced slumbers,
That's a cute kid.
I felt closest to you throughout all of this.
I'd like her to give me a spanking.
Just... stay the hell away from me.
I don't care. I'll do whatever it takes to win over Trina.
Okay, a handshake. Well, uh, a handshake's good, I guess.
Well, why wouldn't ya be? Big girls have big appetites, don't they?
driftwood, palm leaves, tree sap, tree glue and a shit-load of gravel.
Wait a second. Maybe there's a way out of this.
Ah, it looks like somethin' you'd dream about after a quart of Jack Daniels...
What's this? Cooking oil. Maybe that's nature's moisturizer.
Your words melt like butter in my brain
I know, I look too disheveled to board, but I assure you, the captain will understand.
Stupid.
- Can ya handle that? - Kiss my ass!
for spectacular savings on stereophonic pumpkins and glow-in-the-dark bowling balls.
Well, I'm off then.
And exactly, how much rope are you gonna let out, about ten feet or so?
It's maddening. I'm at my wit's end. I can't take it...
Come on, squirt. We're just a bunch of old, broken-down fishermen.
That should do it.
Aw, not bad. I'd do it.
No! It was me who made sweet love to your receptive wife. The others are innocent.
It is performed thusly.
Miss, excuse me? Geez.
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. I have a trick ear.
He's going down into the water.
that you should experience even the slightest discomfort.
- Why, are we going to bake a cake? - The goal is to blow out of here...
Awards all around.
Yup, that sounds like him. You do good impressions.
- Hey, man, pull yourself together. - Kenny!
The Viking knocked up the shark?
What's she lippin' off about now?
Which one of you scumbags diddled my wife?
and when i return i shall be a cabin man
Get outta my sight before you join him!
Ok, we're going to Hawiee!
- But I am gonna be on my way. - Good for you.
it could never work out with us.
Okay. The pigs are all asleep.
What, I...
I ain't supposed to let nobody on the boat 'cause...
So, unless you wanna end up as bait, stay outta my face!
Wouldn't you like to help your weary, captain rest his rum-soaked bones?
Paps, you're such a little card.
Oh, no! I told you a long time ago, no wife of mine is ever gonna work.
It's one of those theme ships, isn't it? Yes, I've read about these things.
There was a fisherman here, wasn't there?
- That's a good tip. I shall do it. - Sure, pamper yourself.
And they never, ever saw him again.
Be calm. Do it. Do it to it.
Damn.
We'll send him out to pick berries or somethin' and then haul ass.
Travel thirsty my brother
And when I return, I shall be a cabin man
I’m gonna fuck you