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Where in the hell did you come from, missy?
Discuss your disappointment with them over a cup of hot chocolate?
My steak and eggs are pretty well digested.
If there's one thing I hate, it's a wiseass.
Oooh! That's it. The head came off and what's inside stinks and that's all I'm doing.
I told the man a thousand times not to open the window in the nanny's room Saltwater: Wan, wan wan!!
Stop this!
I was swimming around the world, Maryland to Maryland.
I'm afraid to say it.
if you'll point this swill heap towards Hawaii, comprende?
Thirsty.
I never thought I'd be so happy to see you again...
These pipes.... Are VACCINATED!!!
Hey... What the...
Is it your little spring outfit?
Okay, well, thank you for that, whatever that was.
Oh, my God! You're delirious!
Good riddance, you horrible, dreadful, nasty little bastard.
All right. Hold him tonight. just one bear cub to you.
Yeah, look the other way. This is gonna be gruesome.
Listen to me. I wanna spend the rest of my life with you at sea,
Your friend's here. He's all tucked in for the night.
That's a new one to me.It's water, ain't it?
- you really have quite a decent heart about you. - Well, thanks.
Dear Lord,
because an hour ago, I made the mistake of using your swimming diary to light the stove.
All right. Fine.
You don't understand. It's boring laying around this dump all day.
I've had it since infancy.
Somebody give me a sunflower seed.
Not crazy about the idea.
Well, don't be discouraged, dear.
Stop talking like that.
I can show you to that ship of yours.
If he opens up that hole any wider, we're all gonna be bunkin' on the bottom tonight.
Actually, I was thinking I'd kill for a cheesesteak and a bottle of scotch.
equals one complete gentleman.
However, I cannot help you with your problem...
- Kill! Kill! Destroy! - Stop it. Trina, stop!
Well, you know how it goes. One thing led to another and...
That sounds a trifle peculiar but I suppose you're the experts.
I'd like to get me a fish in the boat sometime before I'm 90.
Okay. Here we go.
Every, instinct in my lower half tells me the Holy Father has preordained our meeting.
Is there not one person on this boat who's not monstrously insane?
What? W-w-w-what? What, what, what?
"At no time shall a swimmer's body come in contact with anything solid."
This is for you!
Hi, honey. How was your day at the shop?
and I am this close to turning your powdered ass into chum.
These pipes...... are VACCINATED!!
Get off me!
About a number 15 it feels like. Ooo-kay.