Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just saying, his girlfriend is a six at best.

I may lose my job.

I don’t know why I lied just then

Using the stats the way we read them,

Yeah, good jaw. Five-tools guy.

Well, hey, good luck with that.

Would you sing a little for your dad?

They've won 10 in a row. Seattle is 13 and 3.

Well Hey, Good Luck With that

School kids to the nonconformist bus driver.

Do I care if a regular voter votes early or on EDay? You do not

No, you're playing me, and you're still playing me.

Hitting for Eric Byrnes,

I get the impression the market for Rincon is softening.

You may not look like a winning team.. but you are one

DENVER IS PAYING YOUR SALARY

The Oakland A's have tied the Philadelphia A's.

Some do, some don't.

What the hell am I doing?

that's been released by half the organizations in baseball

Don't stop believin'

Our goal and our expectation

They're just not scoring enough.

He's managing an unorthodox team.

Awesome. Couldn't be better.

Do I care if it's a walk or a hit?

Yeah. It’s just you and me, Brooks.

Well, I go on the Internet sometimes.

Sorry. I don't know. What the hell was that?

That's why we get up in the morning. That's all we do.

Cooper Kauth Who?

We're not gonna pay $17 million to players.

You guys are still trying to replace dystrophin. We cant. But we can recreate it in the aggregate

You Are Outside Your Mind!

Dan, You've been traded to the tigers

maybe I am, a little bit.

I hear you're looking for a reliever. I can give you Venafro.

and listened to you tell parents, "When I know, I know.

I think it's a good thing that they sell gas in stores

Dombrowski's on again, on 3.

He's gonna round first and he's gonna go for it.

You are coming here on a dime. How does that make you feel?

You gotta see more pitches.

I'm not leaving here. I'm not- I can't leave here with that.

It's threatening the way that they do things.

because everyone else in baseball undervalues them.

and rebuilding it using your model,

Cause he throws first pitch balls

Man, I've been doing this for...

And, Grady, can you interpret for us what's going on?

Richarddddd it’s check, what you say we make a sneaky trade?

I don’t watch the allstar break

No, I meant what women wear with... You know, decorative.

Guys, you're still trying to Replace Dhoni, Iam Telling you We can't do it.But we can recreate him in the aggregate im

GLOUCESTER's taken our kidneys Bath have taken our heart

No bunts. A bunt is an out. No bunting whatsoever.

Excuse me, Carlos? Yeah?

Oh, honey, you need to sing. That's so good.

Good, good, man.

I think that's going to be a hard no on Cleveland ...

An attitude is good.

Nobody in the big leagues cares about him because he looks funny.

You do know that he's been accepted to Stanford on a full scholarship?

Getting all these pods is easy tell em Andrew Its Incredibly hard

Eckerton? Eckerton? Eckerton.

Ah. Sounds nice.

one of the few bright lights in this lineup, taking his spot at first base.

And there's a difference.

He looks like a Mantle or a Mays, quite frankly.

I've only ever played catcher.

Seventy-five points.

He's a career. 260 hitter. The best part of his career is over.

If the stock if "worthless" why isn't it delisted?

Yo, what's up, D.J.? Picking machine.

Turn around, please, Dad. No way, Jose.

Let me know if you change your mind and stay in California.

Go on the road with the team.

because he's got nonrepairable nerve damage in his elbow and can't throw.

I respect you, Mr. Beane, and if you want full disclosure,

I feel good. Um...

Not many teams make it that far, and to watch you go that far was-

Okay. Yeah, she's right here. Hold on.

How could anyone not be romantic about twitter

Gone. Yesterday's news.

Why isn't anybody calling?

And it could be the turnaround that they've been looking for.

The kinda guy who walks into a room, his dick has already been there for two minutes.

It's good to see you.

Using this equation in the upper left,

No, not really. No.

The Red Sox see Johnny Damon

Tell him, Wash. It's incredibly hard.

It's patter. It's for effect.

and baseball's longest winning streak since 1953.

I think he was more listening to Bruce than myself.

What is happening in Oakland? The A's have won seven in a row.

There's not a lot of faith there.

Is there another first baseman like Giambi?

Well, you're gonna have to teach one of them.

I can't develop personal relationships with these guys.

You can't replace bichette we re-create him in the aggregate

Bud to Horst when the bench got traded away

Take it back Or I'm gonna post about skiing

You traded Pena?

They call it Moneyball. Moneyball?

No, seriously, that is.

They drew first flash

With a win today over the Twins, Oakland moves into the ALCS

No, I think we can judge it.

I don’t watch the allstar break

Turn around. Come on, Dad. Nope. Not gonna happen.

to manage this team you assembled for me.

You rather get a bullet to the head or five to the chest and bleed to death?

a double, a triple, a couple of stolen bases.

Life is a maze And love is a riddle

We gotta have the funk

Getting in my car at 4:30: “The Cardinals do lead 10 to nothing.”

They're professional ballplayers. Just be straight with them.

Artie, who do you like? I like Perez. He's got a classic swing.

Jermaine Dye homers again, his second in two games.

The problem is in the general manager's office with Billy Beane.

Sometimes you don't find out till you get to the big leagues...

Which is strange after a 102-win season.

That man lies, more than anyone in Baseball

incredibly, have lost 14 of their last 17 games.

I’m just saying you can’t start Harry at CHF

Let's go, Oakland!

The Mets are gonna stand behind Billy

I need more fucking money!!!

I'm just a little girl Lost in the moment

Yes, you're right.

The record doesn't reflect the strength of this team

Listen, would you have drafted me in the first round?

Bowling a ball in the general direction of the batter

This is the new direction of the A's.

How's the elbow, Scott?

not any individual guy, just a team.

So he walks a lot. He gets on base a lot, Rocco.

I'm a 44 year-old guy with a high school diploma.

Why don't you walk me through the board?

You're still trying to replace the dollar. you can't do it. what we can do it is recreate it. Recreate in the aggregate.

I'm not in it for a ring.

All right. Your dad's not in trouble.

Look, we're gonna shake things up.

Doesn't matter. What was it?

Oh, I want this one

No. I want a reliever and cash.

happened over the last four days at the Coliseum.

Hey, I'm not disturbing you, am I? Not at all. What's up?

Do you see this as a decimation of the organization?

How are the guys doing? That was a killer.

Stott? Harrison. Ok

I want a sturdy striker, a natural right winger Branthwaite ahead of Keane, and anyone but Maupay off the bench

When so and so fails the drug test