Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Reds have now dropped five in a row

We're not gonna do better next year.

What about the Mets for Venafro? You offered him to the Giants.

from a statistical, bean-counting point of view.

I need more money. We don't have any.

why you're working at Dick's Sporting Goods.

Well, let me think. What are you doing?

And the A's now lead by a score of 11 to 3.

He throws the club head at the ball, and when he connects,

Mark - Jhett and Terry Let’s be honest

Peter Brand. Billy.

You'll do better next year. But we were close, though.

Daindu, Jeremy, you've pick to play in the T20 1XI

Suzanne, get me Ed Wade. Okay.

What do you do?

The fact of the matter is, this is not about statistics, this is about people.

You may not look like a winning team compared to ones that pay long term deals.but you are one

Bla bla bla bla bla

Billy- I know these guys.

This is about you doing your job and me doing mine.

How can you not be romantic about Soccer?

Congratulations.

I don't see it. Seriously, guys.

I don't think he does very often.

"We are card couters at the blackjack table"

After that, I'll take a good long look at your contract.

We’re going to 2 milly We’re going to 2 milly

Suzanne, Steve Phillips.

We wanna go with Hattie.

Can we talk? Uh, yeah.

You're never gonna get another job

and our 240-pound catcher, Jeremy Brown,

Venafro for Michaelson. Anderson. I don't know his name.

I never seen nothing like that.

You do not. I do not.

that you asked me to do.

Why not? Well, you know we're being gutted.

and my declining skills, some say, but I'm here to prove that wrong.

one of which is the luxury to disregard what baseball likes,

Now, this is no time to push the panic button.

They're paying you $3.5 million to play against them.

Guys, I keep telling you, we can’t replace Christian McCaffrey, but we can recreate him in the aggregate.

You got a scout here with 29 years of baseball experience.

I love you. Love you too.

Whoa. Okay. Okay. Now you declare war on the system.

Oh, man, you played me. I'm just doing my job for my client.

We're going to 20! We're gonna take the AL record to 20, baby!

Few scouts can go into the mind of a young man

Come on. Seriously.

Butterflies. They're okay.

Okay, okay, my turn. You don't have a crystal ball.

Schott hung up.

He's gonna be a good hitter against big-league arms?

I don't know what Billy Beane and management understands about him.

Hi, Mr. Schott, it's Peter Brand. I apologize for putting you on hold.

Group chats & gifs are the moon to him.

I'm not asking you

Kinda guy who walks into a room his dick has already been there for two minutes.

It’s not that hard, Jazz.

Playing in goal is not that hard, Aaron. Tell him, Henry. It's incredibly hard.

Major League Baseball thinks the way I think. You're not gonna win.

Billy Beane, an interesting pick, turned down a scholarship.

It's day one of the first week. You can't judge this yet.

I think it's a good thing that you got Damon off your payroll.

Your goal shouldn't be to buy players. Your goal should be to buy wins.

He sounds like a seahawk already

Nabers Re-create him in the aggregate

Cleaning house.

Let's go, Yankees!

He'll be fine, Ed.

Billy, we're a small-market team, and you're a small-market GM.

I just told Bruce I like Garcia. You like Garcia. Why?

Social. Social. Like a greeter at the Gap.

A one-year contract means the same thing to a manager as to a player.

Ah. And where would I get something like that?

You guys quit distracting him.

If you lose the last game of the season nobody gives a shit

How can you not be romantic about chadwick tromp

Karyna’s great. She’s supportive of this whole move

YOU ARE OUTSIDE YOUR MIND

for the first time since 1992.

I'm willing to trade Jeremy Giambi for it.

He is a freak, and not in a good way.

It's A Metaphor

You wanna give up baseball to become a scout?

It's a metaphor

To be something I'm not

Good morning. Good morning, Billy.

Hal likes to keep the wi-fi money on the field

He’s an all-star, Dave!

You thinking Rincon? His season's done. He's lost faith.

I've sat at those kitchen tables with you

La-la-la-la-la.

I've been there. I know you have.

Guys, I keep telling you, we can’t replace Christian McCaffrey, but we can recreate him in the aggregate.

There’s good cornhole teams, and bad cornhole teams Then there’s 50 feet of shit, then there’s us

Guys you're still trying to replace Rogan. I'm telling you we can't do it. But we can recreate him in the aggregate.

Oh, and, Scott. Yeah?

This was in a game six weeks ago.

with who we know that can play?

So do you have any ideas?

were fundamentally not a sound baseball team.

Fisher likes to keep the money in his pocket

Can you do that?

No, that's just logic. Who's Fabio?

That's the deal you made. Boston just upped it to 7.75.

He had that back thing.

You knucklehead.

That's what we're gonna do.

How can you not be romantic about the 2022-2023 Utah Jazz?

Get her a bowling ball for all I care.

I don’t watch the games

except for Barry Bonds.

Recreate 45s In the aggregate

The Commish likes to keep the money on the field

that the New York Mets would be making to Billy.

Good-looking ballplayer. Can he hit?

And now we've been gutted. We're like organ donors for the rich.

I like guys that got a little hair on their ass.

We arent going to replace spire we can recreate spire, in the aggregate

What's your biggest fear?

Two-two pitch, here it is.

They're standing, anticipating another trip

The problem… Is that there are rich teams and there poor teams

When you get the answer you are looking for, Hang up.

Hey, Billy. Hey, Mark.

"We are Card counters at the blackjack table"

Well... In Oakland.

I know the way they think, and they will erase us.

You're worrying about me.

You can't blame Art Howe.

What a series that is gonna be in the next...

It was really an accomplishment. Well, that's nice.

Bill Cope. Brian’s going on The block. You're my first call.

I think we have to remember this is the man.

and a pretty impressive apprenticeship.

Wow, congrats. Thank you.

I wanted to say that New York was heartbreaking.

Soda. Yeah, I don't want my guys paying for soda.

We want you to play setter Its not that hard

You know, Oakland Giambi's jerseys and hats and pictures and posters?

And if things don't pan out, you move on.

Fourteen, the longest run this year.

with the budget that the A's have. Who are you gonna get?