Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

News flash, Lisa. Bart is not a horse. Eat your steak, boy.

"Neighbors forever." Oh, no. "Ned Flanders."

I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?

By working together, we can both be winners...

-Give it a name. -Mr. Putter.

I feel awful. I forget that we have it better than the Simpsons.

Why can't the world cup end like this?

A blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you mean a pawn.

...what a violin is to the guy-- The violin guy.

-Embrace nothingness. -Sure.

Bartley, thinking of entering?

Your beer. Is draft okay? Just put in the tap last week.

This is a picture of your enemy, Todd Flanders.

Come on, baby, please, please go in. Please!

someplace where a grassy tree goes down a slide!

Tighten that booty like...

-Put it there. -You're welching on our bet?