Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who are those guys in chess that don't matter?
-Become like uncarved stone. -Done.
MAA assessment 1 o'clock, still just a potatoe
Ned, the Good Book says a gentle answer turneth away wrath.
-What a sap. -Read the bosom part again, Dad.
-Was he angry? -No.
MAA assessment
-"First prize, $50." -"Balloons for everyone who enters."
"Loser" is such a harsh word. How about "the boy who doesn't win"?
Fore!
Why can't the world cup end like this?
-I've got the best dad in the world. -Now you know how that embarrasses me.
I'll try.
-Octopus, third tentacle. -Twelfth?
-Now, just a minute. -Bosom.
Then I turn into a snarling beast. I flunked the turn-the-other-cheek test.
-Kids can be a trial sometimes. -Knock it off!
Dad, I've never won anything in my life.
We begin at the library.
Knock what off?
-Put it there, man. -All right!
Tighten that booty hole like..
Sure, but why do we want that?
"The father of the boy who doesn't win...
You've rubbed it in the whole time. Your family is better than my family.
-It's very frustrating. -I'll bet.