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-Now, just a minute. -Bosom.
-What a sap. -Read the bosom part again, Dad.
You've rubbed it in the whole time. Your family is better than my family.
I'll try.
-It's very frustrating. -I'll bet.
We begin at the library.
-Put it there, man. -All right!
"The father of the boy who doesn't win...
Dad, I've never won anything in my life.
Why can't the world cup end like this?
Sure, but why do we want that?
"Loser" is such a harsh word. How about "the boy who doesn't win"?
MAA assessment 1 o'clock, still just a potatoe
-"First prize, $50." -"Balloons for everyone who enters."
-I've got the best dad in the world. -Now you know how that embarrasses me.
MAA assessment
-Octopus, third tentacle. -Twelfth?
Then I turn into a snarling beast. I flunked the turn-the-other-cheek test.
-Kids can be a trial sometimes. -Knock it off!
-Become like uncarved stone. -Done.
Ned, the Good Book says a gentle answer turneth away wrath.
-Was he angry? -No.
Who are those guys in chess that don't matter?
Knock what off?
Fore!
Tighten that booty hole like..