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Bloody hell!
- Next time won't you sing with me? - Now I know my A-B-Cs
It's Peter and Chris. Sounds like they're in trouble.
You know, I forgot what a man cave I had in Lois' uterus.
You've got
I don't know what the hell you did with all your messing around, Brian,
With a penis and no vagina.
I've just been through some sort of major trauma.
Hey, what's going on over there?
Cleveland left Quahog quite some time ago,
Well, I guess you can call me the Man of La Munch-a. (CHUCKLES)
everyone: drinks beer. me:
Time dilation, in forward time,
but you did it.
Uh...
My dreams are just dreams! No! I wanna stay home, daddy! Daddy!
Like that time I forgot what came after "G" and had to fake it.
Hey Lois I’m home from the clam and I’m horny
Stewie, what does that even mean? I don't get it.
Come on, math, you dick
All right, could it be as simple as this?
Stand up! You're gonna break that thermometer.
Oh, God, this is so disgusting. I think I'm gonna puke.
fuck fucking cock fuck cock cock
gorilla
Okay, Seamus, today's the day you finally ask out that barista.
Does no one in this house have any dignity?
All right, think, think. What do I do? What do I do?
(PETER AND CHRIS GROANING)
Invert time flow.
Brian, there you are. Where have you been?